Man.I don’t know about you but that was one hell of a week. I understand the necessity of maintaining a wage budget but not when they screw you so much you haven’t got the time to fill the shelves and process the back stocks so you don’t have to waste stuff because they’ve gone past the expiry date. It’s particularly hard when two staff members are on holidays, one is a newbie who’s carton rate is bloody dismal the rest of us have to take up the slack.
Too bad we can’t train a bunch of monkeys to help us fill the shelves, but then again management would probably complain about the amount of bananas they would eat. Speaking of monkeys, check out the following joke, the first part of this weeks friday funnies.
The Hungry Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.
To everyone’s amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.
The bartender looked at the guy and said, “Did you see what your Monkey just did?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table…whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “he eats everything in sight, don’t worry, I’ll pay for the cue ball.”
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey ate and left.
Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.
Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it. The bartender asked, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
“No, what?” replied the man.
“Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy.
“He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first.”
Now that is what they call a smart monkey.
Sexy Sals Blonde Joke
Yep, it’s time for Sexy Sals blonde joke and this week she brings in her mate Jackie to help her tell the joke.
This Weeks Funniest Video
You have to admit that embarrassing situations can be pretty funny for onlooker which is why I picked this video for this weeks funniest video. OK, OK, that and the fact that it has ca couple of really hot girls wearing short shorts in it as well.