Todays Friday funnies is all about funny kids and some of the funny stuff that they do like the following funny kids’ story.
Funny Kids Stories Make You Laugh
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.
“Is your daddy home?”
Small voice whispered,“Yes, he’s out in the garden,”
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered,“No.”
So the boss asked, “Well, is your Mommy there?”
“Yes, she’s out in the garden too.”
The boss asked; “May I talk with her?”
Again the ‘No’.
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”
“Yes”, whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, He’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?”
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.”
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“It’s a helicopter” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
“The search team just landed a helicopter.”
“A search team?” said the boss “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…“ME”
Another Funny Kids Story
I remember a story about a dad and his young son in a hardware store. He’d been pestered by his son about having to go to the loo and just told him to wait. Not long after he was horrified to see his son peeing in one of the display toilets. I reckon the kid must have thought it was his lucky daying seeing such a collection of loos. 😂