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Jokes With God In It

Funny Jokes With God In It

It’s Friday and you know what that means don’t you? Yep, its Friday Funnies time. Today’s Friday Funnies has several jokes with God in it. The first of the jokes with God in is is about a near death experience.

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked “Is my time up”?
God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had
another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance”?

God replied: ! I didn’t recognise you!!!!!”

I made the next couple of funny jokes with God in it using The Creator.

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The next of our jokes with God in it is an oldie but a goodie. :wink:

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”

The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”

The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”

Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”

Just goes to show that God is always around to help us, sometimes we’re just too stupid to see when he’s holding out his hand.

Hope you liked this weeks Friday Funnies. Don’t forget where you can find some really funny sports jokes.

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      Hi Mayank, I believe in God and I believe that none of the jokes in this post were disrespectful of Him. If they were they would not have been included in this post at all.

      What part of which joke did you find disrespectful and why did you find it so. I really would like to know.

  1. Hehehe, very funny joke but you insult lady. Say sorry to her. Hehehe. Anyway thanks for posting. you have posted nice joke. Keep posting. God bless you.

  2. Ha ha ha very funny pic you shared. In one word feeling ‘LOL’. Thanks for sharing this. And please keep posting like this because smile is very important now a days. :)

  3. very nice article thank you very much Ha ha ha very funny pic you shared. In one word feeling ‘LOL’. Thanks for sharing this. And please keep posting like this because smile is very important now a days

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