OK Friday Funnies fans, it’s time for me to tickle your funny bone. To start things off I’m going to tell you a young boys explanation of Turpentine vs Holy Water
Turpentine vs Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and
Don’t even think about it!
watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’ The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’
Yeah, these young boys can be a cruel lot can’t they. Have to admit though, it would be pretty funny watching a cat overtaking a Harley.
The next joke involves another young boy.
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’
Have you ever wondered why the current generation is so comfortable with modern technology? Perhaps its because they’re exposed to it at such a young age?
Fishmonger Shark Attack Funny Video
I don’t know if you’ve seen this video. I saw it on TV and I had to find it so I could share it with you guys.
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