I’ve decided that this weeks Friday Funnies will be about funny Jewish jokes. Before I get to those funny Jewish jokes though I want to mention a new addition to my EZ Sports Betting site. Because of the success of the Sexy Sals jokes I decided to introduce something similar to the sports site. She’s Victoria the Sexy Sports Goddess
Now for our first funny Jewish joke…
Funny Jewish Joke From The Western Wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
“Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?”
“Morris Feinberg,” he replied.
“Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims.”
“I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.”
“I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.”
“I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.”
And finally “I pray that everyone will be happy”.
“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a fucking brick wall!”
This next funny Jewish joke is about three religious guys who are trying to work out who has the best conversion technique.
A priest, a preacher and a rabbi meet regularly. All agree that preaching isn’t that hard. A challenge would be to preach to a bear. So they go into the woods, find a bear, preach, and attempt to convert it. Afterwards, they compare notes.
Father Flannery, arm in a sling says, “I read to my bear from the Catechism. Well, that bear was tough. I sprinkled him with holy water, and Sunday he’s taking his first communion.”
Reverend Jones, in a wheelchair says, “I read to the bear from God’s Holy Word! But he wrestled me near a creek. I baptized him. We spent the day praising Jesus.”
They both look at the rabbi in a full body cast. “Oy. Looking back, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.”
That’s it for this week guys. If you haven’t voted in my latest poll about the sexiest sports babe you can do so here.
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