As Friday Funnies approaches once again I’ve decided to give you guys another funny Irish joke. Some may ask why another funny Irish joke and the answer is obvious. People love funny Irish jokes. In fact, some of the funny Irish jokes already posted on this blog are the most visited jokes in the Friday Funnies series.
A word of warning though, the following funny Irish joke is of a sexual nature.
Another Funny Irish Joke
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
“7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him……The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you just say to me?”
The big dude says, “Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown”The Irishman says,“Turner Brown?!….Sweet Jesus….I thought you said, “Turn around!”You see, that’s why people love funny Irish jokes although I have to admit that this one doesn’t really make fun of the Irish
I’ve put together a couple of funny Irish joke images for you.
Before I show you the next image here is another funny Irish joke.
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man said, “I do Father.”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.
“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father.
The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”
O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go on a trip right now.”
And so ends another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you enjoyed my funny Irish jokes enough to share it with your favourite social media site
Of course, if you’re looking for more jokes you can always head on over and read my funny sports jokes.
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