Funny Hooker Jokes Friday Funnies #116

If I remember last weeks Friday Funnies, which I do  :laugh_tb: , it was all about Hooters. You know, hooters, sometimes also referred to as breasts, tits, bazookers, boobies and some 250 other word for boobs:smoke_tb: Who would of thought there would be so many words to describe a woman’s mammary glands? 

Anyway, this weeks Friday Funnies is going to concentrate on Hookers. Its not just becomes Hookers have Hooters either. Which they generally do  :tongue_laugh_ee: Nope, it’s just that I got these two Hooker jokes in my email and I thought I would share them with you. One as a written joke and the other one as a video which I’ve posted on YouTube as part of my Laughaholics series of videos.  

The Irishman And The Hooker

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

Thirty euros,’ she whispers. 

Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them!

It is the police!

‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the cop.

‘I’m making love to me wife,’ Paddy answers sounding annoyed.

‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know.’

‘Well, needier did I, tip ya shined that bloody light in her face!’

Hooker Tax

hooker tax

The Hooker On YouTube

Who would have thought that hookers would be such a laugh? :wink:

I hope you like this weeks Friday Funnies and I have a teeny weeny little favour to ask you. Could you please take the time to head on over to YouTube to give my latest Laughaholics video the thumbs up.  :thumbup_tb:  I’m more than happy to do the same for you if you have a video or post that needs a like, thumbs up or whatever.

 

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  1. Twitter:
    Ha! Chicken Farmer. That was funny.
    When I moved to Germany from America it was interesting to see the legalized prostitution there. Then on my first trip to Amsterdam. Wow! What an eye opener.


    1. Twitter:
      Yeah, wasn’t it just? And yet this is the first Friday Funnies for a long time that Stumblers haven’t taken a liking too. Perhaps if you were to Stumble it the thing will take off :drunk_tb:
      Peter recently posted…Hooters, Blondes and Friday Funnies #115My Profile


      1. Twitter:
        you know I completely forgot I had a stumbleupon account. It was on my list of things to learn today along with deciding which is better HootSuite or Buffer.
        Anyway, I have stumbled it.


        1. Twitter:
          What is weird Troy is it’s still only showing one Stumble. I thought perhaps it was down but other posts are showing multiple stumbles.

          This post must be rigged or something? :ponder_tb:
          Peter recently posted…StumbleUpon My Social Media Of ChoiceMy Profile


          1. Twitter:
            I just checked my Stumble, TroyInLv, and it is on there.


          2. Twitter:
            So here is something interesting… As soon as I started using StumleUpon, my traffic went up 1000% in one day. Let’s see if I sustain that though.


            1. Twitter:
              Now that would depend on your posts. :wink:

              Great going though. Good on you Troy. :drunk_tb:

              BTW, did you notice that this post still only shows one stumble? How weird is that? :jittery_tb:
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            2. Twitter:
              There is something about this post. I have added it more than once and it keeps disappearing. I just Stumbled it for the third time &am 5/29 Los Angeles time zone.


      2. Twitter:
        TroyInLV is my handle if you wanna follow me or whatever it is the kids do as I intend to be more active on that site…


          1. Twitter:
            Being new to Stumble and trying to learn it I was clicking all over the place trying to tweek things and I may have deleted it as I did a bunch of my own stuff as well. It should be there now. I have to find a course on Stumble as I just do not see the point or how it works yet.


    1. Twitter:
      Hey Debbie, welcome to Wassupblog! I am so glad you liked my video. It was all I could do to stop myself from laughing while making it. My kids are always telling me off for laughing at my own jokes. :laugh_tb:

      As for your blog, I loved my time there and I will be making it one of my regular reads.
      Peter recently posted…StumbleUpon My Social Media Of ChoiceMy Profile

  2. Cant control my laughter! Hooker must be really cunning when she filed a Tax. Tax consultant wouldnt have imagined it in his dream :D

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