Funny Funeral Moment Friday Funnies #180

I’ve been to a few funerals and I can tell you quite honestly that funerals are not funny. They’re a most solemn moment. Even so, when I got this funeral joke in the email yesterday I couldn’t help but laugh. I hope that you also get a kick out of the following funny funeral moment.

An Italian Funny Funeral Moment

funny funeral momentA Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking  the dog and said: “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen an Italian funeral like this Whose funeral is it?”

“My wife’s.”

”What happened to her?”

“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse?”

My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..

The Jewish man then asked “Can I borrow the dog?”

The Italian man replied, “Get in the line.”

Talking about funerals, hears an interesting way to promote cremation!

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When all else fails huh?  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The next funny funeral moment is about planning a funeral  :smoke_tb:

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Naturally if you’re looking for more laughs you should check out my funny sports jokes.

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    Hi Peter,

    The funeral joke really got me cracking up… “Get in the line”

    Hahahaha… so those 200 people can;t wait for that celebrity dog to kill their wives and mother-in-laws?

    Thanks for the laugh bro and hope to see you on my blog one of these days

    Cheers

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