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Funny Dog Jokes Friday Funnies #377

Before I tell you about the funny dog jokes, I want to introduce this week’s Laughahoics video, my Funny Robot Secretary joke.

OK, now that’s out of the way, it’s time for the first of my funny dog jokes.

Funny Dog Jokes A Vet’s Advice

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A dog lover, whose female dog came ‘in heat’ was concerned about keeping it and her male dog separated.

But because she had a large house, she believed she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them; perplexed as to what to d next, although it was very late, she called her vet who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After explaining the problem to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back, and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection, and he will be able to withdraw.

“Do you think that will work?” she asked.

It worked fine for me just now.” he replied.

The next dog joke is funny because it could be true.

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally, he said, “What’d he do?”

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  1. I died Laughing… Wow Great stuff. How hilarious You are. Keep Going and Spread Smile, You are doing a great work. I loved this post and i hope you will keep posting such content in future too. In last I want to say that you deserve huge round of applauds. Thank you
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  2. Lol. This was a good one Peter. Your aussie? Where in Aus? I’m rural NSW. I hope you aren’t having any issues with the Bushfires. To be honest, I really think these jokes need to get out a little more. Cheers


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      Hey James, yep, I’m about 20k’s out of Adelaide and fortunately, the fires are nowhere near me. Hopefully, you’re safe from the Bushfires as well. Happy New Year mate.
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