All About Balance Humour Friday Funnies #230

In life a lot of things have to do with balance. I found this story about balance to be really funny.

Balance In The Creation Of The World

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired,  — “Where have you been?”

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,—-  “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,   —- “What is it?”

It’s a planet,”  — replied God,   — and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test ‘Balance.‘”

Balance?” —   inquired Michael, —- “I’m still confused.”

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

For example,northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things...”

God continued pointing to different countries.  —  “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said,   —  “What’s that one?”

That’s the Sunshine Coast, Australia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people from the Sunshine Coast are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.  They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked,   —  “But what about balance, God? You said there would be ‘balance.‘”

God smiled,  — “I will create Canberra, Wait till you see the idiots I’ll put there.”

Most Aussies would understand that joke. If you’re not an Aussie and don’t get it just leave me a comment  :tongue_laugh_ee:  all about balance

I’m sure a lot of women out there would love to see a lot more balance in the world. I could just imagine some of the changes they would make if they were in charge of the world. Like that image over there on the left for example.

This reminds me of a post I did ages ago, way back in 2010, called If Women Controlled The Earth.

To keep with the theme about balance I thought I would use the Creator to make my own little image.

about balance

Finally, one last image from The Creator :wink_ee:

balance sucks

Remember, caring is sharing.  :smile:

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  1. Just stumbled onto this Blog, I liked the pics! but not an Aussie so don’t get the joke though but i’m sure it’s funny!. Great site btw

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