Check Out The Funniest Rap Song Ever
Guys, I have just published the Funniest Rap Song ever, but it’s not live yet. If you want to see the funniest ever rap song, before its release, check out Yo Momma’s Comedy ROAST – Funniest Rap You’ll Hear Today. As far as I know, this is the only Yo Momma rap song in existence.
Funniest Rap Song Lyrics.
Yeah—
No intro, straight jokes, let’s go!
Hook (8 bars)
Yo momma, yo momma — oh no she didn’t!
Step on the scale, screen glitchin’ and spinnin’
Scale said, “Wait… hold up, please…”
“I need your weight, not your phone number, geez!”
Yo momma, yo momma — laugh track hittin’
Roast on a beat, yeah the jokes stay winnin’
All fun, no hate, just comedy flame
If you mad at a joke, you losin’ the game!
Verse 1 (12 bars)
Yo momma so fat, took a pic last Christmas
Printer still printin’, said, “I ain’t finished”
Paper jammed up, ink said “nah”
Memory full just tryin’ to load that shot
Yo momma so fat when she fell one day
Nobody laughed — but the ground said “AY!”
Concrete cracked, Earth started clappin’
Seismologist said, “Yo… what just happened?”
Yo momma so fat and old — true story
When God said “Light,” blocked the glory
Said, “Ma’am please move, you in the way”
Sun clocked out early — called it a day
Hook (8 bars)
Yo momma, yo momma — jokes on repeat
Heavy on the laughs, light on the beat
Scale tapped out, said “I’m not trained”
Battery died from the mental strain!
Verse 2 (12 bars)
Yo momma so ugly, entered a contest
They said, “No professionals — that’s the process”
Judges quit early, trophies hid
Mirror filed charges — said “I’m done with this”
Yo momma so stupid, quarters in her ears
Said she listenin’ to 50 Cent real clear
Yo momma so dumb, battery in her pants
Yellin’ “I GOT THE POWER!” — missed the whole plan
Yo momma so stupid, this one’s a classic
Climbed a glass wall — just to look past it
Still don’t know why, still got scars
Brain said “stop,” feet said “nah”
Final Hook (Big, energetic — 8 bars)
Yo momma, yo momma — laugh attack
Comedy rap, bring the punchlines back
Old-school jokes with a brand-new sound
If you ain’t laughin’ now, check your surround!
Yo momma, yo momma — crowd go wild
Roasts so dumb you gotta smile
Track ends quick, no fade, no stall
Mic drop joke — that’s all, y’all!
End (Quick tag)
Haha—
All jokes.
No moms were harmed… probably.
In case you’re wondering how I produced this singing video, I used AI, more specifically, TalkingPhotos. If youn want to know the whole process, drop me a comment.