Funniest Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #161

There are many sites out there that will tell you they have the funniest jokes around. Naturally some may believe that to be the case booth’s not always true. Most say they have the funniest Irish jokes because they want Google and the other search engines to send them some traffic.

This is the first time I’ve titled one of my Friday Funnies ‘Funniest Irish Jokes!’ That’s partly because I would love my share of that traffic, but also because I honestly believe this is one of the funniest Irish jokes that I’ve ever come across.

Is This The Funniest Irish Joke Ever?

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.

‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor.
Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d just loaded my fav’rit cow, Bessie, into da… ‘

‘I didn’t ask for any details’, the solicitor interrupted. ‘Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’?’

Paddy said, ‘Well, I’d just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin’ down da road…. ‘

The solicitor interrupted again and said, ‘Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene

that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.’

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy’s answer and said to the solicitor: ‘I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie’.

Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. ‘Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when

this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side.

I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie

moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her,

and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, ‘How are you feelin?’

‘Now wot da fock would you say?’

Don’t you love a great punch line?  :tongue_laugh_ee: You have to admit that would have to rank pretty high in the funniest Irish joke category.  :thumbup_ee:

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Thanks for dropping in for my selection of the Funniest Irish Jokes. I hope you share these with your friends. Don’t forget to have a great weekend.

If you’re looking for some more jokes why not check out these funniest sports jokes.

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  1. Twitter:
    Ha! The one with the envelope could possible be the best irish joke ever that someone could search out on the google or Bing search engine. Better than any joke about Paris Hilton or the U.S. presidential election. Good stuff there.

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