Funniest Cat Joke Friday Funnies #360

Funniest cat joke? I get a lot emails containing jokes from my friends. So many that its kept Friday Funnies going for years. Today’s email is one of the funniest cat jokes, so funny that I had to include it in this weeks Friday Funnies post.

Funniest Cat Joke Ever

funniest cat joke

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre evening.

We turned on a ‘night light’, turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard.  We phoned the local
taxi company and requested a taxi.  The taxi arrived, and we opened
the front door to leave the house.  As we walked out the door, the cat
we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.

We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
get at the parrot.  My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went
back inside to get the cat.  The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife didn’t want the driver to know that the
house would be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi
driver that I would be out soon.  “He’s just going upstairs to say
good-by to my mother.”

A few minutes later, I got into the cab.

“Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away.

“That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass
with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her downstairs and
threw her out into the backyard! She’d better not shit in the
vegetable garden again!”

The silence in the Taxi was deafening.

Now, if that isn’t the funniest cat joke ever just let me know in the comments below.😎

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This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. This joke is definitely an old one, but it gets me chuckling each and every time.
    Thank you for the entertainment.

    Here’s another cat joke for you:

    What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
    Good Mousekeeping!

  2. Well, it’s a funny joke but not the funniest cat joke. Heard a few more jokes that were way funnier than this but it was a good one ;)

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