Fridays Funnies #7 The Wise Old Woman And Younger Women’s Kinky Ideas

Yep, it’s Friday again and you all know what that means. Sure it means the end of a hard week and we all have the weekend to look forward to.It also means it’s time for the next in the series of Friday Funnies. For this weeks edition I wanted to do something other than having a joke and a video. Instead I want to give you all the joke you’ve come to expect on a Friday, but instead of the video I’m going to include a series of photos that I’m hoping will amuse you and titillate you at the same time.

Some time ago I wrote the post Don’t Mess With Matured Women where a poor policeman found out the hard way that you should think twice before taking on some woman that has been around  long enough to know how to get out of a scrape with the law. Well, this weeks joke is going to give you another example why we should be real careful before taking on some old woman.

The Little Old Lady And The Grocery Store

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.”

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, “That smells like shit.”

The little old lady said, “It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper.”

So……….. Don’t mess with old people.

And now for a series of photos that I know you’re going to love. How do I know? Because they’re of women who have a warped sense of humor, one which they use to to come up with photos that are obviously of a sexual nature. The first one is of a young lady who obviously likes trying different positions an and of all of the the 69 has to be her favourite.  :devil_tb:

Then of course there is the woman who wants to prove that her butt is a lot sexier than that other gals. It’s certainly a lot smoother :tongue_laugh_ee:

And what woman doesn’t want to show off her beaver?

Then there’s always the woman who’s wondered what it was like to blow Ronald MacDonald.

And if that wasn’t enough, how about the one whose always dreamed of feeling up Bugs Bunny.

Then there’s those women who like to take things literally.

Or the woman that likes to play with cards in a slightly different fashion.

Naturally we all know it’s not polite to stare at a woman’s breast, but apparently its quite alight to cop a feel as long as she walks her melons right into your hand.

Or maybe they would prefer you concentrate on another area entirely.

But then again, perhaps we need a bit of slap and tickle first?

Damn, not quite there yet? Perhaps we should give Snoopy a go?

Then again, maybe a little spanking is in order to get things going

And let’s not forget all those women who would like you to believe that size does not matter.

Of course, when things go right we all know the end result.

And so ends another Fridays Funnies, and I hope you got as much enjoyment from it as these women did posing for these photos.

 

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  1. LMAO!!! Peter, Peter Peter…. You naughty boy. Knew I loved ya for some reason or another ;) Thanks for the morning giggles. Reminds me of some “not safe for work” icons I posted about on Facebook the other day.

    1. Yeah, I know, I’ve been a bad, bad boy :laugh_tb:

      I’ve actually posted some on my sex site but I added a few just for luck to this post.

  2. Really enjoy your photos, thanks for making me laugh and relax. Really appreciated it, so nice to be entertained after having a long and hard week

    1. That’s the reason for doing it on Friday David. Glad you liked the jokes.

    1. You too Ricardus

  3. Nice pictures! It really make me laugh! those are so funny and those ladies are hot!

    Friday is the day to rejuvenate and get drunk!

    1. You noticed that did you :tongue_laugh_ee:

      1. Yeah! I like them. I was too busy searching the internet until I found your blog and laugh with those! Hope to see more of these. :-)

        1. I do one of these posts every Friday, that’s why I call it Fridays Funnies :wink_ee:

    1. Yeah, that’s exactly what I thought Peter :giggle:

  4. i like the post you’ve published..its so funny to see girls like that..trying different positions an and of all of the the 69 has to be her favourite.
    hahahahha

    1. Just goes to show that women do have a sense of humor :day_dreaming:

  5. These are great pics, very funny. My fav is the seated statue tickling the girls privates, lol. Thanks for sharing, i will return for more laughs for sure.

    Siobhan.

    1. Yeah, that was a good one wasn’t it :laugh_tb:

  6. rofl…great pics!! awesome!! <3 how to get this pics?? i must want to upload it to my fb :D too naughty pics!! great collection!! sexy!

    1. If you do copy the pictures don’t forget to link to this post :hey_you: :wink_ee:

  7. LOL i like the top one most, i cant think of anybody that wouldnt do the same thing. I came accross a funny one last week, cant remember what it was though.

    1. That one is pretty good but it isn’t my favourite.

  8. You have really gather a source of fun in one post. Each funny picture is unique in its style.Fun in each picture is displayed with funny posture that is source of enjoyment.

    1. You said a mouthful. :lol_ee:

  9. hahahaha.. you’re post are so funny… I like your post about hte wise old woman and younger women’s kinky ideas… weeeewwww….

    1. Then perhaps you could have shown your appreciation by giving a Tweet or something :tongue2_tb:

  10. Time for us to relax. The story made laugh and even more the when I saw photos. This made up my day. Thanks

    cellulite

    1. Don’t forget to come back for next weeks post Joy. I do one of these every Friday.

  11. Holy hilarity! LOL! These girls are daringly naughty, I tell you, especially the butt-bearing ones. And that tree with a schlong? Oh my. rotfl

    1. Glad you got a kick out of it Miranda :thumbup_ee:

  12. Nobody has gotten more bjs than Ronald McDonald hahahha. Great post! I LOLed a lot. Also, amazing what perspective and a couple of trees can achieve.

    1. That was the whole idea behind the post Tina :thumbup_tb: So glad you enjoyed it.

  13. LoL so damn funny. My favorite is the Bunnypicture. :D But the trees are also very crazy. the idears of the people are really great.

    1. Yeah, it’s amazing how some trees can resemble parts of the human anatomy :wink:

  14. Lol what a sexy girls , this is a very good collection of horny girls. So funny and sexy pics . I am loving it . I want to become a bad boy and press their balls .

    1. Last time I looked Anurag, women didn’t have balls :laugh_tb:

  15. I’m a little late checking out the Fridays Funnies, but it was well worth it. Loved the awesome photos Sire! I have a feeling that some of those statue sculptors knew exactly what they were doing with some of the poses. Some just fit a little too well.
    Jeremy recently posted…Mid March 2012 Blog UpdateMy Profile

    1. It makes you wonder doesn’t it Jeremy? :wink_ee:

  16. This was so funny..I enjoy looking at the pictures.I can’t stop laughing all over again wondering how you took that captured moments.

    1. It wasn’t me Robert. There’s no way the wife would let me take some of those photos.

  17. Haha those are hilarious, I really needed the laugh today. I have to share these with my wife tonight. Kids are stuck at home with pneumonia so this definitely made things a bit brighter :)

    1. I’m glad you liked it Abe hopefully your wife will too. :smile:

  18. Hahaha! These are really funny pictures.. Women nowadays are really becoming wilder and provocative. :) I really enjoyed each and every photos, talk about being naughty once in a while.

    1. Abe, women are many things and being wild and provocative are just a few of them :wink:

  19. These pictures are absolutely interesting, hahaha, can’t stop laughing. The first one is my favorite… 69 is just cool! The feeling up Bugs Bunny pic is cute! :)
    Jasmine recently posted…cPanel vs PleskMy Profile

    1. Hey Jasmine, I knew I wouldn’t be the only one that would enjoy them.

  20. My my; what a collection of incredibly classy young ladies. I wish I could say that I was shocked and appalled; alas those days flew the nest a long time ago so I’ll settle for a good old fashioned belly laugh instead :P

    1. Nothing wrong with a good old belly laugh mate :lol_ee:

  21. If u think that for a man it’s hard to decide wich pic. is the best you should enter a woman mind to “see” what’s in there – of course the picture u post it sustain my theory – woman mind is a great labirint and mess.
    Mama recently posted…Care sunt cele mai cunoscute produse Calivita?My Profile

    1. I don’t know Mama, as far as e guys are concerned a woman’s mind is full of so much mystery we will never understand it :wink_ee:

  22. Sire…..I liked this one the most. Specially The FUNNY HOT PIC…………….My MOst favorite is the girl beside 69!!! SooO Funny HOTT !! xD :lol_tb:

    1. I take it then that you’re a male? :wink:

      1. Hahaha………..really it’s not a Saturday joke ok? I am a male ……..hehehe and I love girls in hot pics :crazy_man:

        1. I’m a male too and I don’t blame you :smoke_tb:

          1. Yeah………your a Funny man Sire ………….Just like your Saturday Funnies…..Hahaha………..I m really pleased too meet you and your blog……. Thank you man :cool:

  23. Man you killed me from laughing! That was so true! Thank you very much!! The story of the old woman is kinda strange, but really put a smile on my face:)

    1. How about the photos Sally, did you like those?

  24. Hah where do you get those photos from, the 69 has to be the winner for me, definitely worthy of a tweet, love the joke as well.

    1. Thanks for the Tweet and I got the photos in an email :wink:

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