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Friday Funnies At WassupBlog

They say that writing regularly on your blog is probably one of the best things you can do, which is why I try to post at least twice a week. There was a time when I used to post three times a week and then I cut back to two because of a lack of time. One thing I noticed after cutting back to two posts a week was that my Alexa ranking started to creep up. As most of you know Alexa basically monitors the amount of traffic to your site and so one can assume that more posts lead to more traffic, although I’m sure you can overdo it and too many posts could drive your readers away.

To test the theory I’ve decided to go back to three posts a week to see if it will improve my Alexa ranking. As I’m still pretty strapped for time and because I get a lot of funny emails I’ve decided to a series of posts called Friday Funnies, and yes I will be posting every Friday, which will probably the most regular thing in my life :tongue_laugh_ee:

Friday Funnies #1 One For The Women

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Chuck had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.

The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her Red Hat friends all about it. ‘We had a great dinner. Chuck even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.’

‘But what about afterwards?’ asked her friends.

‘Oh, that………. Chuck was too tired.’

God is good.

OK, I’m assuming that most women would have found that joke to be funny but as a bloke I can honestly say I wasn’t all that amused, the reason being that as a bloke I know that when it comes to sex we are never that tired. I bet if that housewife turned over in bed and grabbed Chuck’s old fella he would be up and raring to go.

Friday Funnies #2  Xmas Post Office

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83-year-old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched.. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was £4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

I don’t know about you but I sure as heck wasn’t expecting that and that made it funny.

Send me an email if you have any posts that you think is funny and if I like it I’ll link to it in the next Friday Funnies post. Until then here are some funny books and stuff that you may enjoy.

Best Sex Jokes On Amazon.

If you’d like more laughs, you should check out my Laughaholics Videos. Heck, you’ll like it so much you know you’re going to want to subscribe to my channel.

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  1. Twitter:
    Thank you for the laughs, Sire! They gave me a great end to my Thursday evening. Have a great weekend. :)

    1. Hey Allie, being an Aussie has many positives, one of which is we get to Friday and the weekend a lot sooner than you guys. :wink_ee:

      Glad you enjoyed the post. :thumbup_ee:

  2. LOL Sire,

    I didn’t like the first one so much either, I totally agree with you that we wouldn’t be THAT tired in order to have some er… reward.

    The second one was hilarious LOL

    I look forward for more of these, seems like a great idea man, take care and yeah, I just made it to Friday here. (1:22am)

    Speak soon mate! ;-)

    Sergio

    1. Yeah, we’re never, ever that tired :no_way: Stay well Sergio.

  3. The one with the post office was great! :)) I have another one:

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
    Tony recently posted…Microwave Oven Buying GuideMy Profile

    1. Gee, I reckon it would have taken a lot less than 6 seconds to get there. :lol_ee: It looks like Bob likes living dangerously :wink:

  4. I’m NEVER that tired. Hell, even if I was dead I’m sure I wouldn’t be too tired.

    Roll on next Friday – and maybe a bunch more jokes? Two aint enough.

    1. Exactly! I mean it’s not like getting it up take much energy. Heck it usually gets up all on it’s own and the problem usually is keeping it down :lol_ee:


  5. Twitter:
    I didn’t know were the Dear God joke was going till the end, my wife wonders why i keep cracking out laughing, i just think about those bastards at the post office and thats it. Very funny
    all best
    antjon

    1. Glad you got a kick out of it antjon

  6. Chuck was too tired? I find nothing funny about sex deprivation :D

    I love these Friday jokes you’re posting!
    Lily Rose recently posted…PyritinolMy Profile

    1. Cool, then I expect to see you next Friday Lily. Oh, when you do find something you like a tweet or two wouldn’t go astray :wink_ee:

  7. Loved your Friday Funnies Sire, especially the letter to God. Those bastards at the Post Office, indeed! And poor old Chuck trying to help his wife out a little by doing some of the work for her. He was too tired at the end of the day to help her out in other ways.

    1. Hey Pete, so glad you liked it. I think I’m going to like doing these weekly posts.

  8. Very funny, NOT! Now I don’t want to do domestic duties anymore! I like the idea of the Friday funnies though. Will check back. Great site and thanks for the laugh.

    1. Hope to see you back next week Bill

    1. Hey Brian, I’m not too worried about duplicate content because I plan to introduce the jokes and add little snippets here and there, just like I did in this post, thereby adding new content. :laugh_tb:


  9. Twitter:
    I love the jokes my family and friends send me through email Sire so I’ll enjoy these Funny Fridays. I’ve seen these before but they are still worth reading again.

    By the way, I use to post three times a week religiously as well Sire but cut back to twice and it didn’t hurt my rankings at all. It actually got better so don’t give yourself a hard time. I’m sure we all still will enjoy the jokes on Friday though! :-)

    Have a great weekend.

    1. Hey Adrienne, hopefully I find jokes that you haven’t seen before in the coming Friday Funnies

  10. LOL! :)

    The last cartoon is specially actual at us. Here is snowing and my sons have built a snowman just like this. Fortunately they did not use my glasses! :)

    1. Where abouts are you from Aaron?

  11. Loved your Friday Funnies Sire, especially the letter to God. and that snow man Lol usually kid do that thing a-lot. a nice way to entertain reader

    1. Entertaining and informing my readers is what this blog is all about rohit.

  12. I found this post hilarious. Xmas post office was the funnier of the two.
    You should write regularly. That really is the best thing.

    Thanks for sharing.

    -Charles

    1. Glad you liked it Charles.

  13. Funny! :) Love the comments, which means men will do anything for some action and nothing can get in their way?

    1. I don’t know about nothing but I can tell you one thing, being tired sure won’t stop them.

  14. hUSH! Did I just catch myself laughing with almost no control of myself… Thanks for putting laughter in my mouth to lighten the weight of the day.

    1. I’m glad you got a kick out of it Kelvin :clap_tb:

  15. :)) Friday is the most beautiful of working days and it becomes the funniest now… but don’t you think to keep some laughs for Monday too? or something else to give us much more energy

    1. Hey Amanda, if I did that people wouldn’t be able to concentrate on work :tongue_laugh_ee:

  16. LOL Sire.. too funny. I love to laugh .. it is indeed a therapy. thanks for this funny post. Tweeting it right now.
    Blessings,
    Eren
    Eren Mckay recently posted…Purple Baby ShowerMy Profile

    1. Hey Eren, long time no see. You should see my latest Friday Funnies #2 as it’s got a live video of me telling a joke :wink_ee:

      1. Hi Sire,
        I’m definitely going to check out your video!! (I’m so curious now!)
        I remember a long time ago when you said you would do video before me. And I beat you to it.. remeber? I did a video with my kids for my dad’s birthday. I think it was 15 seconds though lol.
        All the best,
        Eren

        1. I do remember Eren. At least my video is a bit longer :wink_ee:

  17. I really enjoyed your ‘Friday Funnies at WassupBlog’ post. It is nice to see a post that is so much fun and enjoyable to read. I am looking forward to reading more of your amusing articles.

    1. I’m glad you enjoyed it Keith. Hope to see you in coming weeks.

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