They say that writing regularly on your blog is probably one of the best things you can do, which is why I try to post at least twice a week. There was a time when I used to post three times a week and then I cut back to two because of a lack of time. One thing I noticed after cutting back to two posts a week was that my Alexa ranking started to creep up. As most of you know Alexa basically monitors the amount of traffic to your site and so one can assume that more posts lead to more traffic, although I’m sure you can overdo it and too many posts could drive your readers away.
To test the theory I’ve decided to go back to three posts a week to see if it will improve my Alexa ranking. As I’m still pretty strapped for time and because I get a lot of funny emails I’ve decided to a series of posts called Friday Funnies, and yes I will be posting every Friday, which will probably the most regular thing in my life
Friday Funnies #1 One For The Women
Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Chuck had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.
The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her Red Hat friends all about it. ‘We had a great dinner. Chuck even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.’
‘But what about afterwards?’ asked her friends.
‘Oh, that………. Chuck was too tired.’
God is good.
OK, I’m assuming that most women would have found that joke to be funny but as a bloke I can honestly say I wasn’t all that amused, the reason being that as a bloke I know that when it comes to sex we are never that tired. I bet if that housewife turned over in bed and grabbed Chuck’s old fella he would be up and raring to go.
Friday Funnies #2 Xmas Post Office
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
I am an 83-year-old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
The postal worker was touched.. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
I don’t know about you but I sure as heck wasn’t expecting that and that made it funny.
Send me an email if you have any posts that you think is funny and if I like it I’ll link to it in the next Friday Funnies post. Until then here are some funny books and stuff that you may enjoy.
Best Sex Jokes On Amazon.
If you’d like more laughs, you should check out my Laughaholics Videos. Heck, you’ll like it so much you know you’re going to want to subscribe to my channel.