Friday Funnies #9 Why Men Shouldn’t Mistreat Their Wives

As Friday quickly rolls around its with great pleasure that I present you with another Fridays Funnies. I’m really glad that I started this series of posst as it gives me something to look forward to, other than the weekend that is. Strangely enough I never used to look forward to the weekend because for a long period, while self employed, I used to work seven days a week. But that’s the past and now like the majority of the workforce I do have the weekend to look forward to.

The good thing about Fridays Funnies is that even though some of you may work weekends, at least now you have something to look forward to on Fridays. :drunk_tb: OK, OK. enough of the yapping, let’s get on with the funnies :tongue_laugh_ee:

Husband Gets Whats Coming To Him

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.

FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I’M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON’T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I‘M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS…………………………….

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE

German chocolate cake from a bakery
German chocolate cake from a bakery

YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO!

I gotta apologise for all the Caps,  but hey, that’s how I got it. Even so it makes you wonder why some people persist in writing stuff using nothing but capitals doesn’t it?

And now for the funny video of the week, you’re going to love this one.

Excuse Me, Are You The Manager?  :lol_ee:

Oh, just one last one before I go…… :nerd:

Is Giving Birth More Painful Than Getting Kicked In The Nuts  :no_way:

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say “It’d be nice to have another baby”.

You never hear a bloke say “I wouldn’t mind another kick in the nuts”.

Case Closed.

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    Enjoyed the funnies again this week, Sire. I am tempted to use the technique in the video sometime. Too funny!

    1. I thought you would like it Allie. :wink_ee:

  2. ALWAYS keep the TP stocked!

    I wonder if the husband will wake up one day and find “Butthead” written on his forehead.

    1. Hey Allan, most likely although one has to wonder how long before he notices it. :wink:

  3. I like it – good note to end the week on. Now that you mention it, I might have some steps that need fixing…

    1. Well you better get to it then Nick :wink_ee:

  4. Gidday! I like that last one Sire, it’s hard to argue with the aussie logic in that. By the way I keep getting error messages when I try to post – something about a parsing error :nerd: …. so my most recent blog post doesn’t get to appear :dont_know: ….. which is a shame because I think you would appreciate it Peter :smile: … I really do :wub_tb:

    1. Hey Roz, I’ll have to ask Andy about that as I’m not sure whats causing it. Glad you liked the post and I’ll try to visit your blog first chance I get.

  5. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….
    can’t stop my laughing
    dude, itr was funny….
    awesome post just loved it….
    from now on don’t mess with girls……

    1. It’s more don’t ess with your wife than just girls :wink:

  6. I think that is a bit of a warning/moral tale…

    I’m off to fix that light right now….

    1. Don’t forget the fridge and steps Rol :lol_ee:

  7. Haha the guy got what was coming to him. Also LOL at the video, great post to end the week on. Have a nice weekend everybody!

    1. You too Allosha.

    1. Hey Peter, nice of you to say so mate. Now if only I can convince people to promote it by giving it a tweet or something. :wink:

      Oh, and before I forget, thanks for liking it on FaceBook Pete :thumbup_ee:

  8. Hahahahahah!!! You made my day!!! Poor wife!!! Women are very breakable and should always be protected by men. At the very young age, the father should protect her, when she reach the middle age, the husband will take charge and in the last stage of her life, her son. So in all circumstances, women are always protected otherwise unwanted population will increase which is happening in this world. So sad, but that’s the reality. Gentleman is rarely found in this world.

    1. I’m not sure about women being breakable Joseph, some of them can be quite tough, but they should definitely be treasured and should never be taken for granted or mistreated.

      1. I appreciate your words.Women should not be taken for granted or mistreated.A woman is a daughter, a wife, a sister and a most respected mother so we should respect her.Not all women are same, some are breakable and some are tough but they prefer to be protected by men.

        1. A woman is a daughter, a wife, a sister and a most respected mother so we should respect her.

          :thumbup_tb:

  9. Hilarious! I didn’t stop laughing for 5mins after reading this one. I’m gonna show this post to my husband. ;)

    Thanks for such funny post!

    1. You do that Jane, I’m sure he will love it.

  10. Yep, it really put a smile on my face! Very funny especially the first one with the lazy husband:P Many of us usually behave the same way for the loved ones. it is sad though.

    1. Many of us usually behave the same way for the loved ones

      Gee, I hope not Ashley

  11. Being married, I could really relate to your joke… Thanks for the great laughs and I hope you have a good weekend!

    1. I’m married Anna and I don’t treat my wife that way so I hope the way you relate to it isn’t from personal experience.

  12. Great video. A bit disturbing how easily the “wood-be” manager was manipulated. Doesn’t really speak well for men. I’m pretty sure it has something hormonal to do with it. LOL

    1. Yeah, we men can be saps for a pretty woman, that’s for sure.

  13. Watched the video first. But, now just finished reading the joke. I love it, turn around is sooooo fair play.

  14. I found the fact that I was reading something all in caps hilarious to begin with ;).

    Also fun fact! After labour a woman’s brain starts releasing chemicals to make her actually forget just how horrible the pain of child birth was so that she won’t be too traumatised to do it again!

    …..I’m glad my brain didn’t do that when I got kicked in the nuts…i’d rather remember how awful it was and keep my wits adequately about me to avoid it happening again ;)

    1. Gee, maybe they could invent something that would do the same thing for a bloke who got kicked in the nuts :lol_ee:

  15. Nice share
    What a great post! I really enjoyed.
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  16. Hey Sire,

    Nice funnies. I already read a similar story before but it was still a funny gag. The video however makes me laugh though.

    Thanks for the share.
    Noah

    1. Yep, the good gags always make you laugh, no matter how many times you’ve heard them before.

  17. LoL You’ve really made my day with this nice joke, the husband got really what he deserved:) Maybe next time he will be more careful…

    1. Yeah, just goes to show you should always treat others with respect if you want to receive the same in return.

  18. Hahaha, great jokes Sire, especially the proof that giving birth isn’t more painful than getting kicked in the nuts
    The manager video was absolutely stunning. Poor barman, hahaha

    1. Hey Nick, I reckon the thing about getting kicked in the balls is the surprise factor. Ouch!

  19. Ha Ha ha That was so funny, Poor husband, thank God i won’t do such kind of silly mistakes! No one would like to see his loved one getting laid with someone else… !!

    1. That’s for sure Adrian.

  20. HAHAHAH! Yes I did that in all caps just for you. I love the video the best and I will be back every friday to get a good laugh from here on out.

    1. Good to hear Steven, but I only post those funnies every Friday…that’s why I call em Friday Funnies :wink_ee:

  21. Loved the jokes…particularly the one about Sara Lee. I guess the guy had that one coming to him … PLUS he got his house fixed :P

    1. Yep, but somehow I don’t think he would be too happy with the way his house got fixed :wink:

  22. This post is HILARIOUS! I personally happen to love sara lee though.

    thanks for the laughs. Its not smart to mess with the queen of the house!
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    1. Yep, some of Sara Lee’s products are pretty damn good, I agree with you there.

  23. The post and video both are so funny and I really enjoyed it and I will come tomorrow again to read what come next on this friday :)

  24. Heh. In fairness I suspect women probably have us pegged in the potential genital trauma department; then again, at least they get something positive out of it.

    1. Yes whereas all we get is the pain so perhaps we’re the ones that are worse off :lol_ee:

  25. The story was amusing but the bit i really liked was when a comparison was made between giving birth and being kicked in the nuts. At least something positive comes from child birth, But from being kicked in the nut s your only left with a mark where the boot used to be and the end of your family line.

    1. Not to mention the excruciating pain Andrew :lol_ee:

  26. Ahahaha! It sounds like “revenge” for all the jokes that make fun of women >.<
    But, in the last one… Giving birth is more "productive" than getting kicked in the nuts.

    However, and excuse me for this, I wonder how women can afford giving birth and have problem with <>
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    1. Sorry Sofia, but that last bit went over my head?

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