Yep, it’s Friday which of course means it time for this weeks Friday Funnies. As usual I need you guys to jump through a little teeny weenie hoop in order to get your comment approved. All you need to do is to hop on over to my latest YouTube video, leave a comment there and Like it for me. You do that by clicking the thumbs up Icon. I need the comment in so I can see you actually liked the video.
Usually I delete or spam any commenter who did not follow instructions as by neglecting to do so shows they didn’t read the post and therefore do not deserve a link to their site. For this post I’ve decided to simply remove then link to their site so everyone can see the people who are simply not reading my post. After all, if they’re not reading my post they’re probably not reading your either. OK, enough of that, it’s joke time. The first one is about a old bloke who still has sex on his mind.
Elderly Man Still Wants Sex
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
‘I would like it infrequently’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered -
‘Is that one word or two?’
Gee man, I hate to tell you this but I’m afraid it’s the one word option. Of course if you get married sex will become non existent.
Hey Sexy Sals, hows that latest blonde joke going? Is it as good as last weeks? Let’s have a look shall we?
Sexy Sals Blonde Joke
To finish off this weeks Friday Funnies I give to you my latest Laughaholics video. The first joke is an Aussie one which I know you will love and the second one is about a wife who has a little surprise for her husband.
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