Friday Funnies #8 Who’s On First And The Girl Lodger
March 23, 2012
By Peter Pelliccia
As Friday rolls by once again I have the pleasure to present to you the latest in the Friday’s Funnies series. I think you’re going to like this one as it has all the stuff that every good joke is made of, an unexpected punchline.
The Girl Lodger
A Scottish couple in a Hebridean croft took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house explained that though they didn’t actually have a bath, she was welcome to use a tin bath in front of the fire.
“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts” she said
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to his darts match, the woman filled the bath for the girl after placing it in front of the fire.
She watched the girl get undressed, and was surprised to see she had no pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he returned home from his darts. He didn’t believe her, so she said: “Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself”
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife said to her “Do you shave?”
“No” replied the girl “I’ve never been able to grow hair down there. Do you have hair?”
“Oh yes” replied the woman, and pulled up her nightdress to reveal that she was indeed very generously endowed in the basement hair department.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that evening, the husband came home and his wife said “Did you see it?”
“Yes” he replied “But why the hell did you have to show her yours?”
“Why on earth should that worry you?” said the wife “You’ve seen it often enough before”
“I know” he said “but the rest of the darts team hadn’t”
Now, you would think that the wife would have known he would invite the dart team for a look at the peep show wouldn’t you?
Abbott (right) and Costello, 1942 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
As for the video I’ve decided to post a classic. Those of you who have heard of Abbot and Costello and have seen their movies have probably come across their famous Who’s On First routine. Those of you who have not heard of BudAbbott and Lou Costello are in for a real treat. Personally I love those guys and I watched every time one of their movies came on TV I made sure I was sitting in front of that TV and I wouldn’t move for anything. Unfortunately they don’t seem to show their movies any more. Reckon I may have to treat myself to that DVD that has the whole collection.
Abbott And Costello’s Who’s On First!
That was funny wasn’t it? Here’s some great DVD’s for the Abbott and Costello fans.
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