Friday Funnies Rules
Naturally bloggers as a whole love to get comments but what they love more than comments is that people actually read the post and abide by Comment Policy when one exists. Unfortunately a lot of commentators just pop in, leave a comment and leave thinking they’ve gotten themselves a nice link. Sometimes it’s hard to determine when this occurs and so bloggers may leave the comment because they assume the commentator has done all the right things. Over the last few weeks I’ve been trying to get people to like my FaceBook Fan Page and so I’ve added one more very simple rule to my comment policy. This is that they have to like my Page in order for their comment to be approved. Not a big ask as they only have to do it once and yet people leave comments without liking the page. As I stipulate this rule at the beginning of every post it shows me they’re not even bothering to read it. And yet they leave a comment saying how funny they found the joke. You know what is funny, when I spam their comments
So, please, for your own sake don’t leave a comment unless you have like my FaceBook Fan Page first. 
Friday Funnies & Professor Higgins
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscle Contraction’ to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, ‘Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?’ She replied, ‘He’s probably out golfing with his buddies.’ It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom Only in Australia, maybe not.
Seeing as how that was such a short joke I thought I might add a few extra funny images. People always ask me where I get my jokes from and the answer is always the same, in my emails. I also get a lot of spam as well as those chain letters. Here’s an image to send to those friends of yours who send you that type of email.
Nope, I don’t hate you…
And, for those people that continually post crap on Facebook.
And this is something that every boy had on his mind but never spoke out loud.
And finally, seeing as how that last image was of a boy fantasising about his teachers naked breast, I though this weeks YouTube video should also feature breasts as that is something that men always have one their minds. Sorry ladies but it’s true. Anyway, if you don’t like breasts you shouldn’t watch the video.
It’s actually a very clever ad for JBS underwear and apparently it was a very popular ad that worked very well for them.
JBS Mens Underwear Ad
That’s all folks. Have a great weekend.
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Goodness, certainly not a commercial that would ever show over here. lol I like the first joke the best, even though I already knew it. Been awhile though.
BTW, though your new comment policy only has the one clause, have you ever thought that maybe not everyone who comments is on Facebook?

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Actually, it’s not just one clause as that’s an extra one. All the rest still applies.
Yeah, I did think about that and they could always join
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That facebook one up there is so apt. I’m just so sick about having to see those messages that would have worked best had they been sent directly by text to their recipients.
About that kid who gave 2 correct examples of nouns. Is he in the first grade? He should be accelerated to the third grade. I like him. :)
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Cool new header image, by the way. Did you do the image edit yourself?
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Sure did James, I wrote about it in the CommentLuv Link
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Hey James, yeah I like him too. As to Facebook, isn’t it amazing some of the crap they post on there?
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A very good contribution this week Sire. They get better each week.
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