Another week gone and it’s time again to sit back, relax, grab a beer and tune into this weeks Friday Funnies. Once again I want to bring to your attention that while comments are always welcome I will only be accepting comments from people who have liked my Facebook fan page. I don’t think that is a huge ask as it will only take you a minute to do and you get a link back to your site for your efforts.
If you don’t want to like my page, that’s fine but don’t leave a comment because I’ll only have to delete it because you didn’t follow the rules
Oh, the quality of your comment also counts so I will still delete and comments that I consider to be ‘spammy’.
The following joke just goes to show you why we love blonde jokes so much.
100 lbs Of Dynamite
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says “What a Great chest you have!’
He tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.’
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, ‘What massive calves you have!’
The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear …
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, ‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!’
Rather than post an Aunty Acid cartoon today, seeing how todays Friday Funnies is all about blondes, I thought I’d post a funny blonde cartoon instead.
Finally, a compilation of blonde jokes cleverly put together in YouTube format.
Payroll Blonde Barbie Humour
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Twitter: HotBlogTips
Pretty funny video Sire but what’s wrong with throwing out the ‘W’s? Lol I liked your fan page, I’ll check it out more when I get home tonight. BTW, I can relate to the short fuse. ;-)
Twitter: AussieSire
Thanks Brian. Did you check out the jokes by clicking the Gift Giving Jokes tab? If you get time it would be great if you liked my actual site as well.
As for the short fuse, I ain’t saying a think
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What do you mean not saying a thing, Sire? How about appreciating honesty. :)
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Hey James, that goes without saying
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No problem Sire, I liked and shared it on Facebook and Google Plus. :)
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Thanks Brian, I appreciate the effort.
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This time it was the picture that I liked best of all. I already knew the first joke, and it goes along with Brian’s comment only partially because I’m doubting he knows about that bodybuilding part. Lol
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Hey Mitch, I kinda liked the image as well. I’m noticing more and more how images bring in the traffic as long as you remember to use the right alt tags.
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Hey, don’t make me pull my shirt off on our next hangout video Mitch! lol
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Brian, I double dog dare you! lol
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Hi Peter, well I was hoping to see my blonde joke in the library somewhere on your page :) Remember the one where she goes up to the librarian and tries to order a Big Mac, fries and a Coke? I thought that one was quite funny. After watching that video though I’m thinking of having a few lowlights put in – I think you’ll see what I mean when you see the video in my latest post.
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Hey Roz. Can you email me the link to that joke. If I use it in a post I’ll link to a post of your choice from within the post giving you credit.
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I knew I’ll be having a good time because I smirked just from reading the post title! I hope the blondes won’t be offended! :P
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Hey Ardiv, that’s what Friday Funnies is all about. So glad you liked it.
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Poor blondies. But some of them are pretty thick though, eh?
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Perhaps they’re smarter than we think Pete and it’s all an act?
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