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Friday Funnies #53 The Smart School Kid & More

Friday Funnies #53 The Smart School Kid & More

Anyone reading last weeks Friday Funnies and noticing the low amount of comments would assume that it wasn’t all that popular when in reality it was extremely popular. The reason for the low comment count was because I had to delete the majority of the comments as people did not follow the one rule set at the end of the post. All they had to do to get their comment accepted was to like my Facebook fan page. This is extremely easy to do, just follow the bouncing link, which is only possible with the SoreThumb plugin, to my page and click the Like button. Or you could click on the Gift Giving Jokes tab to view some really funny gift giving jokes, which will only be revealed if you have liked the page  :devil_tb: Once you’ve done that feel free to leave a comment.

Now, it’s time for this weeks Friday Funnies which I know you’re going to really enjoy.

What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’

Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’

Ms.. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry:
‘9.’

Principal:
‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry:
’36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade’

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions..’

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms… Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’

Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’

Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’

Harry:
‘Pants.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’

Harry: ‘Shake hands.’

The principal was trembling.

Ms.. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’

Harry:
‘Firetruck.’

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…’

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  1. Twitter:
    That joke is hilarious, and quite creative. I think the Harry should have earned his Diploma on that quiz. Where did you find this? It’s brilliant :)


  2. Twitter:
    got to be one of the best friday funnies i have seen, that Harry was certainly thinking on his feet


  3. Twitter:
    I’m with Jeo, I’ve seen that joke before but laugh every time I see it again because I never remember it all. I watched part of the video; that poor guy who scraped his body off that slide… ugh!
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  4. This Harry must be related to that other genius kid, the Japanese with amazing memory in history. As to the principal, well, his guesses were probably the same as mine. :)

  5. Hilarious!! Whoever thought of that first joke is actually really clever, it’s very well put together. I’ll be telling that one by the water-cooler tomorrow; hopefully I can tell it right! Oh and funny video too, haha

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