Hey guys, welcome to Friday Funnies #52. Wow, this means that Friday Funnies has now been running for 52 weeks, that’s a whole year. I never thought that I would be able to keep it going so long or that it would turn out to be so popular. Even better than being popular with the readers it’s also popular with the search engines bringing it’s own fair share of traffic.

As for today’s joke it takes place in an American school and features a very bright foreign exchange student named Akio.

Little Akio Shows Up His Class Mates

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some History.Little Akio
Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said.

“Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth’?”

Again, no response except from Little Akio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

“Excellent!” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult –
Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”

Once again, Akio’s was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves,
Little Akio isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper: “F**k the Japs.”

“Who said that? — I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.

Little Akio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.’

The teacher glares around and asks, ‘All right! — Now who said that?”

Again, Little Akio says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? — Suck this!”

Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit! — If you say anything else — I’ll kill you!”

Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.”

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, We’re screwed!”

Little Akio said quietly, “The Australian people, when Gillard was elected, August 2010.”

This joke had me almost pissing myself as Akio kept giving his answers. I can almost imagine myself in the class falling off the chair in laughter. I’m sure there are many variations of this joke floating around as well, substituting Gillard, who really is doing a crappy job, with whatever Government is in power in their respective country. Even so, I’m sure you enjoyed reading it again today, I know I did.

Introducing Fight Like A Girl Club

I received a set of images in my email today which reminded me a lot of Aunty Acid. I don’t know if they will ever be as popular as Aunty Acid but that all depends on the artist and how he/she promotes them. This first one is all about using vodka in your cleaning.

fight like a girl club


Best Of Big Bang Theory Bloopers

Kaley cuoco cleavageI have to admit that I love Big Bang Theory as much as my wife hates it. For some reason she just can’t stand Sheldon, who I believe actually makes the show. :thumbup_ee: Having said that my absolute favourite character has to  Penny, played by Kaley Cuoo, who you have to admit is pretty damn hot!! Heck, even when she isn’t showing her cleavage and hot legs I can’t take my eyes off her. I usually have to go and watch it in the other room which is sort of a good thing because otherwise I would get into trouble for drooling every time Penny showed up in  a scene.  :devil_tb:

Anyway, I know I’m not the only one that loves Big Bang Theory and to that end this weeks edition of Friday Funnies proudly presents some bloopers from the Big Bang Theory!

Like the previous post I will only be accepting comments from people who have liked my Facebook fanpage because I want to improve the quality of the comments, which of late have been pretty poor in this series. Too many people are just say great jokes and the like and most of the time I can’t even tell if they’ve read the post, which is why I placed this at the end of the post. The other reason is because I want to promote my fanpage, speaking of which I’ve bought a new plugin to help me achieve that. Click on the Valentine App to see it in action.

With that I leave you and wish you really great weekend.

BTW, the pulse effect of that last link is only possible with the SoreThumb plugin  :drunk_tb:


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