Hey guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies but before we get to that I’ve a couple of things I need to get out of the way. The first is I really need more people to get involved in a poll that I am running. This is pretty important because it will give us an idea of what people think of a certain marketing technique.
The second is much more important as it involves a scam that is currently floating around ebay and being the thoughtful guy that I am I want to warn you all about it so that you don’t blow any cash by getting sucked in by it.
Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. I just spent $95 on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent me a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, “Do not use in sunlight.”
OK, consider yourself warned.
Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her gradfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear'” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was jut the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive today if that damn ice cream truck hadn’t come along.
And now a word from our favourite Aunty Acid
Hidden Camera Just For Gags
That’s it guys. Don’t forget to share this post with your friends and most importantly, have a great weekend!
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