Well guys, it’s been a long and productive week for me and it’s time to let Friday Funnies out of the bag. But before I do that I’m going to tell you about the two posts I’ve written this week. The first was to introduce you to The Latest Technique to Conquer Ad Blindness. The resulting comments lead me to do a followup post on Wednesday called Just How Annoying Is the Sore Thumb plugin. To getter a better idea of what people think of this particular WordPress plugin I decided to run a poll on this post. Ife you haven’t already voted I would really appreciate if you would take part in it. Once you’ve done that come on back to get this weeks Friday Funnies fix. 
Ah, you’re back! Good because you’re going to love this joke. Why, because it features Little Johnny and I know how much you love the old Johnny jokes. This one takes place at school and is all about learning math.
Little Johnny Learns To Count
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how manywill you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats andanother 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I’ve already got a f**kin’ cat at home!!!
Yeah, you just have to love little Johnny. 
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And finally, for today’s video I give to you……..
Best Of Bloopers For 2912
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Thank you for the great laughs, as usual! I really enjoyed the bloopers this week. I hope you are doing well!
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I’m always good when I hear from you Allie. Hope you’ve had a better week than last week and that you have a great weekend.
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Little johnny sounds a lot like my little son! That’s a pretty smart kid though. I love the bloopers! I really need to come up with a creative friday theme like this for my blog any suggestions?
Thanks,
Eric
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Hey Eric, I’ve got Friday covered so why not start a Monday Funnies to kick off peoples week.
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It was downright humorous and a big thanQ
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Your welcome Patrik
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Can’t stop laughing crow shit!! thanks thanks.
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No worries. I post these every Friday. You should join my list so you don’t miss out.
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How did Johnny get such a dumb teacher, Great bloopers sire laughed all way through.
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Heck antjon, I reckon we all had one in some stage of our life.
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That was hilarious. Thank you for a great laugh. Keep’em coming!
All the best from NY,
Iulian
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Every Friday lulian, and don’t forget to Tweet it so your friends can enjoy the jokes.
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Awesome joke. Can’t stop myself from laughing. Video is also really funny.
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Yeah, it was pretty good
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LOL, Aunty acid strikes again. Really smart kid, thank you for the great laughs, really enjoyed the bloopers this week. Please keep on sharing humorous jokes like these.
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I will, and that wasn’t Aunty Acid, that was her husband.
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I really love the Johnny boy joke and while reading even i was wondering about the answer that this guy was giving.Finally a hilarious joke.The video was also quite funny.Thanks for making my day.
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That’s what I do Keith, especially on Friday.
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Good one as usual. Of course little Johny knew how many cats he would have had. Do you think he was stupid?
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Too smart for his own good if you ask me Pete.
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Nice post.I must say that little Johnny is a very smart kid and at the same time very humorous.Also the bloopers were quite fun.Thanks for making me laugh.
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That’s what Friday Funnies is all about
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Does it ment to be Best Of Bloopers For 2012 instead of 2912 ? :)
I love the kid from the vidoe hahahaha just like my nephew :D
Ha-ha-ha))) Great! The story about cats calculations is very funny. I didn’t know what the boy would say to the very end))
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That’s what makes it so funny
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That’s an awesome reply from the student. He even counted the cat with him in the home. The teacher might have shocked at the incident.
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Yeah, you’d think the teacher would give him an apple for thinking out of the square
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The video is really funny, especially for the video Tom Hanks’ video when he was wrong to speak.
Thanks so much Mr. Sire for your post
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Thats Great! It was really Entertaining and Simple way to learn Counting. :)
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That’s because simple is always best
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