Well guys, it’s been a long and productive week for me and it’s time to let Friday Funnies out of the bag. But before I do that I’m going to tell you about the two posts I’ve written this week. The first was to introduce you to The Latest Technique to Conquer Ad Blindness. The resulting comments lead me to do a followup post on Wednesday called Just How Annoying Is the Sore Thumb plugin. To getter a better idea of what people think of this particular WordPress plugin I decided to run a poll on this post. Ife you haven’t already voted I would really appreciate if you would take part in it. Once you’ve done that come on back to get this weeks Friday Funnies fix.
Ah, you’re back! Good because you’re going to love this joke. Why, because it features Little Johnny and I know how much you love the old Johnny jokes. This one takes place at school and is all about learning math.
Little Johnny Learns To Count
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how manywill you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats andanother 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
A very angry Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I’ve already got a f**kin’ cat at home!!!
Yeah, you just have to love little Johnny.
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That’s it guys, have a great day and don’t forget to give it a Tweet
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