Friday Funnies #47 Difference Between Men Women & More
January 11, 2013
By Peter Pelliccia
Man, two weeks into the new year and things are already starting to pop. I’ve finished testing a plugin I bought late last year and I’ve just purchased another one this week. Each could help me to maximise this blog and I highly recommend you join my list so that you don’t miss out. It’s so easy, just click on the sign up image at the end of the post.
But we’ll get to that later because today it’s all about making you laugh. After all, that is what Friday Funnies is all about isn’t it? Especially after you’ve had a crappy week at work. This first one is all about a teachers experience while teaching her young class about an interesting fact during a biology class.
A Teachers Story ABout Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says
A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!’
‘That must’ve been scary,’ said the teacher.
‘It sure was,’ said the little girl. My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,”
but before she could say ‘Fuck-off !,’ the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
Speaking of kitties I have some images for you that show you three essential differences between men and women. Let’s start of with the women first shall we
You see the pattern don’t you? Now lets look at the men.
Yeah, life sucks being a bloke doesn’t it
Now, believe me when I tell you that you’re going to love this video
Just For Laughs #23
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