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But we’ll get to that later because today it’s all about making you laugh. After all, that is what Friday Funnies is all about isn’t it? Especially after you’ve had a crappy week at work. This first one is all about a teachers experience while teaching her young class about an interesting fact during a biology class.
A Teachers Story ABout Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says
A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!’
‘That must’ve been scary,’ said the teacher.
‘It sure was,’ said the little girl. My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,”
but before she could say ‘Fuck-off !,’ the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
Speaking of kitties I have some images for you that show you three essential differences between men and women. Let’s start of with the women first shall we
You see the pattern don’t you? Now lets look at the men.
Yeah, life sucks being a bloke doesn’t it
Now, believe me when I tell you that you’re going to love this video
Just For Laughs #23
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Twitter: chillopedia
The single, married and divorced cocks are hilarious =D
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Yeah, I thought so.
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You have shown a funny difference between a divored man and woman. Woman become beautiful like cat whereas man becomes featherless.It is fun but very close to reality.
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Yeah, so beautiful because their wearing all the expensive stuff they got from the money they inherited from the divorce and the men look bad because they had to sell the shirt off their back just so as to pay off the wife.
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Plenty of laughs as usual Sire. Standards still high into 2013.
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Thanks Peter, I do try mate.
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This stuff just crack me up! And that’s why I enjoy coming on Friday and checking this post out! Love the chicken pics!
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Good to hear Eric, that’s what Friday Funnies is all about.
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Divorced guys, especially ones with children are the most miserable members of our society, they usually don’t get their kids because they are men, even though a lot of them want the kids and can do a hell of a job raising them. I know a where the mother turned out to be abusev on the children after the divorce but for some reason the father didn’t get the kids, even though he had a much better financial situation and was trying to get the kids right from the start.
Anyways, I think…I’m off topic here right? Right.
Twitter: AussieSire
Perhaps a little. I understand divorce is a serious matter and if children are involved it’s even worse. This post isn’t trying to trivialise it at all, just trying to put a bit of humor into the whole thing
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Wow! I couldn’t stop laughing after seeing the Single/Married/Divorsed cocks. LOL!
Awesome post! I am first time visitor and I will visit you again. Thank you!
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That’s only part of Friday Funnies Kumar, you need to read the joke and watch the video to get the full effect.
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Hahaha! Now I don’t want to be married or divorced for that matter. Thanks for lifting up my week.
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OMG…I died when I´ve read the kitten story :D I have kitty myself and when I pictured my cat doing that it was hilarious :D
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You mean when the dog ate the kitten?
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Thanks for sharing such a humorous post.I really loved watching this video and it was very very funny.I have downloaded this video because it has really entertained me.Thanks again for making me laugh.
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Rreally? I didn’t know you could download a youtube video?
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This entire post was hilarious. Starting with the joke I must say the poor teacher, hahaha. The condition of the men as well as the women was also described so amazingly with the help of the pictures. I could not stop laughing looking at the married cock. LOL. The videos were funny as well. It was a complete laughter package today.
Twitter: AussieSire
Thanks Thomas, I’m glad you enjoyed them.
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haha thats great. thanks a lot for making this monday a better one!! ;D
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Yeah, that’s the good thing about Friday Funnies, it’s good to read no matter what day it is
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if this is really how marriage, i think i might consider becoming a revrend father!!
The images clearly convey the sad truth of the male condition…:)
Twitter: AussieSire
Yeah. It’s probably better to try and work through your differences than to fo through all that crap.
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I’ve been having some computer trouble, so I’m just now getting a chance to read the Friday funnies. With a week that got off to a rough start, I’m thankful for this post to help bring some sunshine to a cloudy day! :)
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Hey Allie, so sorry to hear you’re having a rough start to the week but glad to know I was able to add a bit of a sparkle to it.
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I really love the pics that you have shared and they are really so cute.The Friday funnies that you share are so hilarious and I never miss even a single.Also I love the way that you present your content.Thanks Sire.
Nice and funny video.This is a bitter reality of marriage and i just don’t want to take all this trouble.I am so happy as a bachelor because i am my own boss.
Hi Sire,
I must say that this video is quite funny to watch.The pranks are so humorous and i just wish that i could be a part of this video.I had a wonderful time watching this video after my busy working day.Thanks bro.
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Always a pleasure Jeo
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Awesome Article!
The way you differentiated between the married, divorced and single using cocks is awesome and funny.
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