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Friday Funnies #45 Senior Citizens & Sexy Pranks

Friday Funnies #45 Senior Citizens & Sexy Pranks

Well, I reckon this is going to be the last Friday Funnies for the year so I really hope you enjoy it. Don’t worry, I’m going to continue the Friday Funnies in 2013. How could I not seeing as how they’ve turned out to be so popular. You know, I think that, seeing how it’s the last one for the year and all, I’m going to give you a treat by posting two jokes instead of one.  :drunk_tb:

The first one is to do with the actions of a senior citizen, and like the other jokes about the elderly that I’ve written about on this blog I’m sure you’re going to like this one.

The Senior Citizen & The BMW Z4

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

2003 BMW Z4 Photographed in Greenwich, CT.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver’s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, “Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir”, said the policeman.

Now I know why we should pay more attention to seniors citizens, because we can learn so much from them.  :thumbup_ee:

The Luckiest Dying Man Ever

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, ‘Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..’

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he’s never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $1000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, ‘Son, I’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!’

‘Lucky?’ he screamed. ‘Lucky? I’ll have you know I’ve got Yellow 24 .’ ‘Well F**k me,’ says the bingo caller. ‘You’ve won the raffle as well !!

lauging blonde

Honestly, if she doesn’t stop laughing soon she’s going to piss her pants. :lol_ee:

And finally, it’s time for the funniest video of the week. You’re going to love this one, not only because it’s funny but because it features a whole lot of sexy girls :wink_ee:

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Some Senior Citizen Stuff You May Enjoy……….

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  1. I keep coming back to your Friday funnies always make me smile seen some of the pranks on your video on other posts of yours but they still crack me up

    So for making me laugh thanks lee

  2. Twitter:
    Yellow 24. So much luck on this side; I wonder how lucky he will be on the other side. Happy New Year Sire and readers.

  3. Funny stuff. I’ll be back for more humor, no doubt. When I read the first joke and had to click to read more, I thought for sure it was going to be something to do with viagra. I was laughing when I read the actual ending. That was good. Thanks

  4. Should I ever get flagged on the road by a policeman, God forbid though, I hope the policeman would be like this one.

    1. I got pulled over on my birthday once and the once he realised he reduced my speed so I would get a smaller fine. I though that was pretty decent of him.
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  5. Haha. Made my day. I wonder if it’s staged or not? I feel like if it wasn’t those guys would just stand up and leave after having drinks removed from their hands.

  6. Twitter:
    The video is absolutely hilarious!! lmao Google +1’d

  7. Lol. I thought the just for laughs pranks were funny. Great find!

  8. Twitter:
    Now thats some funny stuff! This is the first time I have found you blog. But I am sure coming back. I could not stop watching those funny pranks!!

    thanks again

  9. Okay, so I loved the first joke- probably becuase my Mother in law has just bought a second hand Z3 and zips up and down the M6 toll in it to see her sister. I can just imagine her doing exactly the same thing- left her Husband and doesn’t want him back either! So there’s quite a lot of truth in the Joke!

  10. LOL best hilarious jokes too funny

  11. HAHAHAHAHA, what a joke! I could not stop laughing over both of them and that laughing lady looks so hilarious. She is continuously laughing and now surely getting over my nerves. LOL. The video was funny as well. Some light weighted humour for us to welcome the new year with giggles and smiles.

  12. I really appreciate your efforts for including such humorous posts because we require some relief especially when we are tired after a busy working day.The video was super cool and super funny.Thanks again and i am looking forward to many more humorous posts.

  13. Boy, that was so funny! I was starting to wonder why the old lady haven’t eaten yet. I can get used to your Friday humors. Please post another one next week.

    1. Then subscribe to my list so that you don’t miss out.
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  14. hah…..wish we could find Police officers like that…………:D

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