Before we get to this week’s Friday Funnies I’m sure I don’t have to remind anyone that Christmas is just around the corner. I’m also sure that a lot of you haven’t got all your Christmas shopping done and one of the reasons for that is because some people are just too hard to buy for. Not to worry, that’s why I’ve come up with a new category for WassupBlog, it’s called Great Gift Ideas and leading up to Christmas I’ll be writing a post featuring a unique Christmas gift idea.

Sounds like a lot of hard work doesn’t it? Well it’s not because a plugin that imports Amazon products is doing all the hard work for me!  OK, not that I’ve gotten that out of the way it’s time to amuse you with this weeks joke, one that was sent to me by one of my list subscribers, and true to my word I’m rewarding him for it. Chris Davies, who’s  been a loyal list member since January, runs a blog called PawPoint dog clothing and designer pet accessories. Like yours truly Chris is taking advantage of the Christmas season by promoting special gift ideas for your treasure pet. Thanks for the joke Chris, I loved it mate.

Apparently this joke is all the rage in England at the moment. I’ve heard a version of it before but I can’t quite recall it. Anyway, here’s Chris’s version.

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an
American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, ‘You Australian folk eat the whole bread?’

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, ‘of course.’

The American blew a huge bubble. ‘We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside – The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .’

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, ‘D’ya eat jam with your bread?’

Sighing, the Australian replied, ‘of course.’

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, ‘we don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, ‘Do you have sex in the States?’

The American smiled and said ‘Why of course we do.’ The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, ‘And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?’

‘We throw them away, of course!’

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.

‘We don’t. In Australia , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States . Why do you think it’s called Wrigley’s?’

That’s why they call them Wrigley’s, get it?  You know, when you think about it life as a sperm must be pretty depressing, as the following cartoon will demonstrate. which I’m going to post Instead of the standard Auntie Acid cartoon.

Poor bastards. 

Finally, to cap it all off I’m going to share with you the funniest video I’ve seen for quite some time, at least since last week 

Family Feud: Something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?

OK, that’s it now don’t forget to share this with your families and friends so they can have a great start to the weekend.