Hey guys, did you have a great week? Sure hope the boss hasn’t been ragging you too much. Not to worry, at least the week is nearly over and when you get home you’ll be able to put your feet up, relax and read the latest edition of Friday Funnies. Heck, you may even be sticking it to the boss by reading this while you’re at work. If that’s the case make sure you don’t fall off your chair laughing because that’s going to give you away for sure.
For this weeks Friday Funnies edition I thought I’d share a bit of Aussie humour with you. This joke takes place in the Northern Territory.
An outrageously Australian joke!
A Northern Territory farm hand (maybe an Irishman ) radios back to the farm manager.
‘Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig’s OK, but he’s stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute
And is wriggling and squealing so much I can’t get him out.’
The manager says,’Ok, there’s a .303 Rifle behind the seat.
Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you’ll be able to remove him.’
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, ‘I did what you said
Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can’t go on’.
‘Now what’s the problem?’ raged the Manager.
‘Well boss, it’s his motorbike. The flashing blue light is stuck
Under the right-front wheel arch.’
You there Boss?’
The following cartoon was obtained from The National Museum Australia site which give this description of the cartoon.
This is a cartoon by David Rowe which shows Treasurer Wayne Swan and Prime Minister Kevin Rudd driving a ‘Toyota Hubris’ car. Public servant Godwin Grech is caught in the bull-bar and Swan says, ‘Maybe I should give Johnno a call … it’s still making a funny sound.’ Opposition Leader Malcolm Turnbull is on the roof of the car thinking, ‘Right where I want you hee-hee.’
And to finish this weeks Friday Funnies I present to you…
Season 9 of The Just For Laughs Videos
Hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies. Have a great weekend and don’t forget to share this post with your favourite social network mates. On a side note, if you’re interested in making money online you will want to read my post on How You Can Monetize Your Site.
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