Hey guys, did you have a great week? Sure hope the boss hasn’t been ragging you too much. Not to worry, at least the week is nearly over and when you get home you’ll be able to put your feet up, relax and read the latest edition of Friday Funnies. Heck, you may even be sticking it to the boss by reading this while you’re at work. If that’s the case make sure you don’t fall off your chair laughing because that’s going to give you away for sure. 
For this weeks Friday Funnies edition I thought I’d share a bit of Aussie humour with you. This joke takes place in the Northern Territory.
An outrageously Australian joke!
A Northern Territory farm hand (maybe an Irishman 
) radios back to the farm manager.
‘Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig’s OK, but he’s stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute
And is wriggling and squealing so much I can’t get him out.’
The manager says,’Ok, there’s a .303 Rifle behind the seat.
Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you’ll be able to remove him.’
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, ‘I did what you said
Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can’t go on’.
‘Now what’s the problem?’ raged the Manager.
‘Well boss, it’s his motorbike. The flashing blue light is stuck
Under the right-front wheel arch.’
You there Boss?’
The following cartoon was obtained from The National Museum Australia site which give this description of the cartoon.
This is a cartoon by David Rowe which shows Treasurer Wayne Swan and Prime Minister Kevin Rudd driving a ‘Toyota Hubris’ car. Public servant Godwin Grech is caught in the bull-bar and Swan says, ‘Maybe I should give Johnno a call … it’s still making a funny sound.’ Opposition Leader Malcolm Turnbull is on the roof of the car thinking, ‘Right where I want you hee-hee.’
And to finish this weeks Friday Funnies I present to you…
Season 9 of The Just For Laughs Videos
Hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies. Have a great weekend and don’t forget to share this post with your favourite social network mates. On a side note, if you’re interested in making money online you will want to read my post on How You Can Monetize Your Site.
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LOL! such a funny jokes. Thank you a lot. Like you said, It’s friday, time to relax and have fun.
btw, the video seem died on youtube
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Glad you got a kick out of it Harry.
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Thanks for a good laugh. That Aussie joke was hilarious.
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Anytime Tanya. Don’t forget to tune in next week for the next edition of Friday Funnies. Better still, join my list so you never miss out on an important post again.
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Just as they say laughter is still the best medicine. You made me laugh. Despite of the problems I have now, this kind of jokes can turn away my worries. Thanks!
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I’m glad Dianah and I hope those problems go away.
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Hahaha!! Amazing joke! Your Friday funnies have always been amazing. Thanks for making me laugh. I have never seen a sense of humor in any other post apart from the one’s you provide.
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I’m glad I started this series Kenny because I get to laugh just as much as my readers do
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Hahahaha….. I cannot control my laughter after that picture specially. From where do you get all this? It is actually very refreshing to read your friday funnies after a long week of work and only more work. It is good to come here on your blog and let all the stress go away with these posts.
Your Friday funnies rock man!!! From where do you get all these? Hats-off man, your jokes has help me to recover from my bad health. Thanks Sire!
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I get most of them in my email. I pick the best ones to share with you guys.
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I still can’t stop laughing. Good one Sire. Keep it coming. I always wait for your Friday Funnies, the jokes are very humorous & refreshing. The Aunty acid has gone viral, even on Twitter & Facebook. Good post, thanks for sharing.
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Thanks Roger and I intend to keep them coming too.
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Thank you for making me laugh..I always appreciate the videos you provide to us!
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