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Friday Funnies #41 Horny Wife

Friday Funnies #41 Horny Wife

It’s been a week since moving this blog to [inmotion hosting] and I have to admit I’m loving the fact that the blog loads so quickly and that I was able to keep all my plugins. Don’t worry, I’ll do a more detailed post on how the move went, why I chose them and what I think of their service. But not today, because today is Friday and you all know what that means? Yep, it’s time for me to entertain you with this weeks Friday Funnies.  :drunk_tb:

This next joke is an Aussie one and it took place at the Royal Show. I have to admit I thought the joke was pretty far fetched because it portrays a wife who wanted her husband to perform a lot more often in bed and we all know that once your married the reverse is true, isn’t that right guys?  :tongue_laugh_ee: Anyway, here’s the joke, you guys decide for yourself.

BE CAREFUL WHAT U SAY TO YOUR WIFE!

My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs …….Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice! a week ! ……….You could learn a lot from him.’

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day …You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.’

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

Poor bastard. I know exactly how he feels because I’m always putting my foot in my mouth. Luckily for me the wife isn’t the violent type. :wink_ee:

Now for a little Aunty Acid, especially as I’ve had so many people telling me they were having withdrawal symptoms because they’ve missed out on her the last couple of weeks.

Aunt acid view on life

Aussies Really Dare To Be Different ;)

This next one is an Aussie commercial. I used to work for the mob that put this one out, Dairy Farmers, and I have to admit that the Dare range was a really nice iced coffee. The commercials were pretty good too.  :lol_ee:

That’s it guys. I hope that you’ve had a great week and have an even better weekend.

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  1. Twitter:
    LOL. I still can’t stop laughing. Good one Sire. Keep it coming…


  2. Twitter:
    Ahhh… yesss… one must either learn to keep his mouth shut or have really good health insurance. But NO life insurance! :-)


  3. Twitter:
    This really funny, if I in Royal Show I’ll be very entertained. but I am really sorry for him, her wound is very severe.

  4. Hahaha. This is the reason men lie to their wives most of the times. If they start being honest, they will all land up in the hospital wing with broken ribs, bones and faces. I liked this joke so much. Well women, your husbands ain’t bulls so better do not expect much more then you already get. Lol.

    1. It’s not so much that they lie Patrick, it’s more like they tell them what they want to hear. :smoke_tb:
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  5. Ahh! Aunty Acid has a hot topic today where I cannot stop myself from saying that maybe she is pointing towards her bad relationships in the past. LOL. She was not able to control the number of guys that entered her life but surely had enough windows to throw out some of the spoilt brats. Haha.

  6. I wonder what made her so violent? Is it because she realizes that indeed it’s true that husbands can really be like bulls if they are given a chance to mate with not just one woman, or is it because she thought he called her a cow? LOL.

    1. It had to happen sooner or later Mitch. From memory there’s has been a few of those commercials. I’ll have to see if I can find some more for future posts.
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  7. Ahh! That is a catchy title for your post and all those men on this blog would have jumped in to open the post and read it. All the husbands whether new or old would want to know what not top speak in the presence of their wives. Haha, they can seriously turn us into a badly beaten up pig with their broomsticks and frying pans. LOL.

  8. Aunty Acid strikes very hard again, really very funny. Hahahah! Poor guy, this is the reason men lie to their wives most of the times. If they start being honest, they will all land up in the hospital. Humorous post, thanks for sharing.

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