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Friday Funnies #40, Babies Rap Pastor’s Ass et al

Friday Funnies #40, Babies Rap Pastor’s Ass et al

Hey guys, did you miss me? You do know of course that if you were part of my list you would have know exactly why I’ve been missing the last few days and why there was no Friday’s Funnies last week. What’s that? You still want to know what happened and how come the blog is loading so much faster? Well, I reckon you’re just going to have to wait until my next post for that information  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Before I get on with the Friday Funnies post I want to wish all my friends in the States a happy Thanksgiving and now on with the Friday Funnies post, and believe me, you’re going to love this one because I’ve worked extra hard to make up for missing out on last weeks post.

 The Pastor’s Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The next day the local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next issue of the local paper’s headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day.

That was bloody hilarious wasn’t it? Of course you know there is a moral to this story and the moral is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!  :drunk_tb:

I’m afraid there isn’t going to be an Aunty Acid joke this week. Nope! Instead I’m going to post an image that will explain to all you women out there exactly how long to expect your man to get the job done.

When Will A Man Get It Done?

when will a man fix it

So, the answer is he will get to it whenever  :laugh_tb:

I’ve posted today’s video more for the entertainment value than for the humor content. You’ll find that even though it lacks the humor content it’s really bloody entertaining. There’s heaps of versions of this video around but I believe this to be on of the originals. Hope you enjoy it.

Evian Roller Babies Perform Rap On Skates

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  1. Twitter:
    Thank you for the laugh to start our weekend off! Your funnies were missed last week, but I understand the reasoning. Hope you’re able to keep these coming every week without any further hiccups.

    1. Hey Allie, you know me, always ready to entertain my readers. Glad you liked the post. Have a great weekend.

  2. Ha ha, that is just what I needed this Thanksgiving (had to work bleh) Anyhow, thanks for the laughs!


  3. Twitter:
    The things people can do with video these days is amazing… keeps me wondering if anything we see is real any more.

    Just so ya know… (in case you don’t – but you probably do) the social media counters below the comment for not not facilitate sharing. I can still share your post using the Shareaholic utility I have built into FireFox, but your posts don’t seem to offer share buttons any more.

    1. Hey Allan. One of the things I’ve noticed after the transfer is that some of the plugins don’t work. Will have to trouble shoot that to see if I can resolve the problem.
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  4. LOL, i like the story above, and i agree about we don’t have to worry about what people say about us. Just live our life (Keep It Simple Stupid)

    Regards,
    Adi J


  5. Twitter:
    there has got to be an awful lot of time spent making these video adverts,if you watch it closely the facial expressions are bang in time with the footwork….. brilliant
    the friday funny was great too
    antjon

    1. Which is why I wanted to use the original one antjon. The others used different songs and they just didn’t sync right.
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  6. Twitter:
    From bishops, priests and nuns to roller babies. The week off extended you Sire. Thought you had gone missing in action?


  7. Twitter:
    Very funny post this week Sire. Best quote of the day, “Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass”. lol

    I wonder if those are Dancing Babies 2.0 in the video. You remember the old dancing babies?

    1. Actually I don’t Brian. I must be living in another world or something. :innocent1_tb:
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  8. Twitter:
    Hey! that was bloody hilarious. and that’s wassup! My first time here but I like the display here. Would keep this URL mind cos I’d be coming for hilarious articles as this.

    Regards: WorldWebSurfers.com

  9. Happy Thanksgiving! Even though I’m not from the US so it doesn’t mean much to me.
    Anyways, that “When Will A Man Get It Done?” picture is so epic and true.
    But if If think about it hard enough I think the in my relationship is the exact the opposite. I tend to nag my girlfriend on doing certain things that benefit her, I’m just looking up for her best interests but sometimes I realize its pure nagging and coming from a man its pretty embarrassing if I think about it. lol

  10. Nice post again, very funny to me. You are an entertainer

  11. LoL YOu’ve really put that smile on my face with that, I just can’t stop laughing! Thanks for making my day! (Although it isn’t easy at all on mondays…)

  12. It is so true, one must keep their ass to themselves and not poke it everywhere. It is one and only way to stay happy and live better. But believe me the joke of crazy. I laughed on every line as I read it. And yes men will surely do the thing his lady orders sometime when he gets some time. Hehe.

  13. Hahaha… The joke was hilarious as usual. I like your Friday funnies, it relieves me from the entire week’s stress and I can laugh aloud for sometime. Laughing is good for health and thereby you help me stay fit with your weekly dose of Friday funnies. Keep it up!


  14. Twitter:
    You always make me laugh!! Where do you find all these hilarious funnies? Great!

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