Man, I can’t believe how fast that week went. I hope you guys had a great week and that you had time to read my posts this week. In case you didn’t you may be interested to see who won the free hosting package and more importantly you will want to read my post on how to lower your bounce rate. If you only have time for one more post to read then the one on lowering your bounce rate is one you don’t want to miss out on.
But today is Friday and that means the weekend is just around the corner and what we all need after a hard weeks work is a bit of light humour to get us off on the right start and the best way to do that is with a dose of Friday Funnies!
Symbolic Meaning Of The Indian Headdress?
Have you ever wondered what the feathers in an Indian’s headdress stood for?
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
“Feathers show number of sexual partners,” the chief replied.
Pointing to a nearby young brave, he continued, “Him? One woman, one feather. Him?”, pointing to a second, older man, “Three women, three feathers.”
The reporter looked at the Chief’s headdress. “But you have so many feathers!”
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. “Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall.”
Horrified, the female reporter said, “You ought to be hung!”
The Chief said, “Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake.”
The offended reporter said, “You don’t have to be hostile!”
The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!”
The reporter cried, “Oh, dear!”
“No deer,” said the Chief. “Ass too high, run too fast.”
Now, while that was really funny in all honesty it was pretty far from the truth. If you really want to know the symbolic meaning behind the headdress you should check this site on Native American Indians Headdress.
For a change of pace lets look at one of the many ways that a woman can send their husband a message after coming home late one night. This particular wife wasn’t prepared to stay up late so she could yell at him. Nope, she had a much more graphical way to get the message across.
Honestly, Don’t Piss Off The Wife
Best For Laughs Series Ever!
I don’t know about you but that was the funniest compilations of videos I have ever seen which would make this a ripper Friday Funnies! If you agree then you know you will want to share it with all your mates. Just click the like button that you will find at both the end and the beginning of the post.
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