Man, I can’t believe how fast that week went. I hope you guys had a great week and that you had time to read my posts this week. In case you didn’t you may be interested to see who won the free hosting package and more importantly you will want to read my post on how to lower your bounce rate. If you only have time for one more post to read then the one on lowering your bounce rate is one you don’t want to miss out on.
But today is Friday and that means the weekend is just around the corner and what we all need after a hard weeks work is a bit of light humour to get us off on the right start and the best way to do that is with a dose of Friday Funnies! 
Symbolic Meaning Of The Indian Headdress?
Have you ever wondered what the feathers in an Indian’s headdress stood for?
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
“Feathers show number of sexual partners,” the chief replied.
Pointing to a nearby young brave, he continued, “Him? One woman, one feather. Him?”, pointing to a second, older man, “Three women, three feathers.”
The reporter looked at the Chief’s headdress. “But you have so many feathers!”
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. “Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall.”
Horrified, the female reporter said, “You ought to be hung!”
The Chief said, “Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake.”
The offended reporter said, “You don’t have to be hostile!”
The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!”
The reporter cried, “Oh, dear!”
“No deer,” said the Chief. “Ass too high, run too fast.”
Now, while that was really funny in all honesty it was pretty far from the truth. If you really want to know the symbolic meaning behind the headdress you should check this site on Native American Indians Headdress.
For a change of pace lets look at one of the many ways that a woman can send their husband a message after coming home late one night. This particular wife wasn’t prepared to stay up late so she could yell at him. Nope, she had a much more graphical way to get the message across.
Honestly, Don’t Piss Off The Wife 
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I don’t know about you but that was the funniest compilations of videos I have ever seen which would make this a ripper Friday Funnies! If you agree then you know you will want to share it with all your mates. Just click the like button that you will find at both the end and the beginning of the post.
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Chief’s quick with women, and has quick wits too. It wouldn’t surprise me if another feather gets added to his headdress a few moments after the interview. :)
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Yeah, I can see another feather in his cap as well.
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My advice to the guy married to the fruit butcher ; Get Out Now, Before Its Too Late!
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Yep, that or go out and buy some roses as soon as he can.
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The joke, the message and the video, all three were hell lovely. I laughed and laughed till the end of the video. And that message from that wife, she is so damn creative and innovative. I am sure the husband would be scared as shit after watching that.
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Scared shitless, or maybe he thought she wanted to eat more fruit
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The American Indian chief was such a sex obsessed retard. That desperate fellow must have almost scared off the reporter and she would have been taught the lesson of her life. Hahaha. And just below that you added on that naughty figure made out of a banana, which made me go crazy laughing. Good one.
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Yep, it’s all about making my readers day.
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If I came home and found that fruit arrangement on the cooker then I think I would have to sleep in another room!
Very funny though..
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I think that would be a good and safe bet Roger.
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Thanks for the laughs, as usual! My older two kids enjoyed getting to watch the video with me before school this morning and are leaving for school in a much happier mood than they’ve gone all week. (The youngest is already at school, and I’m sure he’ll enjoy it when he gets home this afternoon.)
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Hey Allie, that was a great video wasn’t it? I’m so glad you were able to enjoy it with your kids.
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I surely will never trust a bed salesman ever again :)
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Tell you one thing Cristian, I would have been off that bed the moment he tried to lie down next to me.
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You have over -extended yourself this week Sire. Did you know your posts are view in England too/
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Nope, that’s good to know Peter. I sure hope they’re enjoying them.
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