After my last post, Sire’s Scary Halloween Poem, and keeping with the Halloween theme I thought it only fitting that Friday Funnies is Halloween related. Unfortunately, after scouring all my emails I couldn’t find anything that I thought would do the post justice and so I had to resort to Google! I got to tell you, there isn’t much out there. Most of them are one liners and a couple weren’t even funny.

Because I didn’t get these jokes in the emails I thought I’d do the right things and post the links the respective jokes. I found this one on Halloween Howl.

The Bat!

Halloween bat

Halloween bat (Photo credit: Free Flower)

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

“OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

“Good,” said the first bat, “Because I DIDN’T!”

This next video is a pretty long one but its really worth watching.

Halloween Hallway Of Hell

And now for a little video of a Halloween prank gone wrong.

Halloween Prank Gone Wrong

Well, that’s it guys. Hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and don’t forget to have a great weekend. But before you go here are some great Halloween deals from Amazon.

Amazing Halloween Deals

                103 Hilarious Halloween Jokes For Kids – Riddles & Jokes Guaranteed to Keep Your Little Ghouls and Monsters Laughing

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