There have been times in my life when I’ve been asked whether I am a tit ass or leg man. Heck, I’m sure many men throughout the ages have been asked the same thing on more than one occasion. In case you’re wandering about my preferences I don’t particularly have one as I’m quite happy to admire whatever women are prepared to show me. If their going to give me some cleavage I am quite happy to take in the site. The same goes for those women who insist on wearing tight skirts, shorts or pants as well as those who wear those lovely short numbers. 
Heck, I love women so much that it’s not unusual for me to post some revealing images on this very blog, not to mention my sexual aid blog 
Heck, I’ve used so many images I get emails from folk warning me to be careful so as to not offend the big G. So many emails that I;m thinking of writing a post about sex and Google. But not today, today it’s all about Friday Funnies and as you might of guessed, this weeks Friday Funnies is going to contain some tits in it. So, if the naked breast offends you then you had better move on because this post is not for you. 
Fifty Shades Of Grey
Although I haven’t read it I’ve heard a lot about the book Fifty Shades Of Grey and how it can release you inhibitions. After seing this funny poem it kind of made me want to go out and buy the damn thing.
Me missus bought a paperback
Down town on Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;’Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
Her left hand held a length of rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down onto the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet
A cuppla minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said 
That I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris,
You would see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude, just naked like,
Bent forward just a bit ….
I took a pace to brace meself And stood on her left tit!
Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”
Well readers, I won’t tell no more
What happened on that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned “fifty shades of grey”.
And now for a bit of country western as this video is one of a bloke called Rodney Carrington and it’s all about trying to get the audience to show them their titties 
Show Me Your Titties Song
What, you don’t think women flashing their boobs in public because some guy asks them to isn’t funny? Heck, if I didn’t know any better I would have sworn he wrote that song after reading the post Taking Off Your Clothes For The Greater Good. 
Aunty Acid And Her Boobs
Well, that’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. I hope you liked it enough to give it a Tweet, FaceBook Like or something to share it with your friends so they can enjoy it as well.
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Hahahahahaha. Oh My God!!! That poem!!! I can’t stop laughing. It really is hilarious. Another Friday well spent.
Thanks Megan.
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Hahaha…..Aunty acid is just the next big thing to see Peter.I wonder how she touched the floor so easily. :)
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I think it has something to do with gravity
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The poem is hilarious, and man you have the guts to choose such a topic to write a post on over here in your blog. I appreciate the witty introduction to this post that I read and wanted to read it further. Aunty Acid as always was wonderful and left me laughing out of my tits, Oh sorry I mean wits. LOL.
No big deal Thomas, I’ve done posts like this before.
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Now, I’ll have to check out more Rodney Carrington songs in youtube. I agree that women showing it off in public due to a request is funny. Why hide something(s) that are totally awesome? Except when she’s turning ’84 next week’, of course.
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I actually did a post awhile back about getting naked for the greater good. I wonder if Rodney’s read it?
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Hilarious friday goodies, eventhough it is a sunday with a terrible monday to come. I’m an all-organs dude btw
That’s the good thing about Friday Funnies, it doesn’t really matter what day you read it on.
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The poem was too good, I could hardly breathe. I wish there were more stanzas to it, and the story would have finished at least, as I am wondering about what would have happened. And I wish if the book ‘Fifty shades of Grey’ could have been this interesting.
Heck Thomas, you have to leave something to the imagination
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Aunty acid is a killer man, touching her toes with the boobs LOL. The poem is really hilarious, the best part about Friday funnies is the content, You really don’t care about anything, Your Friday funnies is truly refreshing for the readers, thanks a lot for sharing this blog.
Actually I do care Thomas, it’s just that I hope most people see the funny side of things.
HaHaHaHa! My Friday is all up as i kept laughing after reading this funny joke. That was really awesome.Thanks for sharing.
Sharing and making people laugh is what I do