Man, you got to love it when the work week goes by and you have the weekend to look forward too. Then of course, thanks to yours truly 
, you also have Friday Funnies to look forward to. As usual I’ve taken the time to find a nice selection of jokes and as usual I’m hoping they all go over well.
With this weeks Fridays Funnies I have to warn you that there’s going to be some swear words in the following story, so if you think you may be offended, do yourself a favor and do not read beyond this point.
This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.
Dear Lions Bay School ,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon I am 91 years old and live at the Trafalgar Square Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Joan
Mmm, seems that for some old age just helps to make you bitter. Joan, you are a bad girl 
The Canadian Crocodile Attack
After last weeks fly eating bullfrogs I thought I’d give you something a little bigger.
You’re going to love this little prank! 
Aunty Acid And Men Cartoon
Oh Auntie Acid, you really love to stick it to us men don’t you luv? Never mind, cos we can handle it and we loves ya ll the same.
That’s it guys. I hope you liked this weeks Fridays Funnies and I wish you all a great week end.
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Allie
5 Oct 2012Twitter: alliegator1215
Thank you for the laugh, Sire! This has been an especially tough week, and I’ve been waiting for your Friday funnies to get here to cheer me up.
Sire
6 Oct 2012Glad I was able to cheer you up Allie and I hope that you have an absolutely great weekend to make up for the bad week.
Aditya
5 Oct 2012Ha ha Ha,…. :) How decently that old lady has said to fuck off the other one.Hope she will get to enjoy the music on radio alone.
Sire
6 Oct 2012Perhaps, but then again ladies aren’t supposed to use that word
Aditya
6 Oct 2012Really Peter..?? I think everybody can and i m sure everybody says it at one time or the other.
Sire
6 Oct 2012That’s true, but then they can’t be considered ladies in the true sense of the word.
Jay Aar
6 Oct 2012hahaha.. you always have great stuff.
Well, how was your time with your cousins?
I hope it was great time, I really missed you.
Sire
6 Oct 2012Thanks Jay, and it was great to finally meet them and show them around beautiful Adelaide.
Jason
6 Oct 2012I love how you just kick about on Fridays and just post funny stuff!
Sire
6 Oct 2012For me Jason blogging is all about having a good time. That’s why I don’t worry all too much about Google and SEO, although having said that now that I have Market Samurai I do more SEO now than I used to.
Thomas
6 Oct 2012Ah revenge is sweet, no matter the age of the avenger. And the croc attack was quite a hilarious innovation. As always Aunty Acid wrapped it up splendidly!
Sire
6 Oct 2012All in all a good round of funnies?
julie
6 Oct 2012Yo Pete, just want to tell you (when you get out of the garage that is) that as usual I loved your friday funnies, especially the croc gag, maybe I’ll think twice about going after balls in the future eh! Have a good weekend mate!
Sire
6 Oct 2012Nice to know Julie.
James
6 Oct 2012I have become addicted to your Friday funnies. My weekend mood does not start until I get to see your jokes, video and Aunty Acid. For me your post is the ultimate dose of my humor as after reading this I head straight to enjoy my weekend and I don’t want humor there, and as it is I am all full with your blog, don’t need anymore.
Sire
6 Oct 2012At least it’s not a bad addiction James.
James M.
7 Oct 2012It’s always fun to see people with their unguarded ‘scared’ expressions. I’ve seen other clips of this kind (and some are just a tad too humiliating) and I always wonder if some of these guys get to be sued by some of their victims.
But I agree that the laughs I get from most of these are priceless. :)
Sire
9 Oct 2012I’m sure they only show those who see the funny side of it all James. I’m sure the ones who threaten to sue are kept out of it. What would be really bad would be if someone died from a heart attack.
Alex
8 Oct 2012This was a killer prank. Hahaha. Scaring the shit out of people is so much fun sometimes. Their faces were worth watching, especially the guys, they looked more thrilled than the girls. However, I would have been in a similar condition with that crocodile around. LOL.
Sire
9 Oct 2012I’m with you on that one Alex.
Peter
11 Oct 2012Ahh! the humorous old lady, what an answer. The way she has written the letter, I loved it. This shows how bored and smart these old people are. They have so much politics to play, not to offend them but seriously it was hilarious.
Sire
12 Oct 2012One thing is for sure., it wasn’t what we expected which is what makes it so funny.