Man, you got to love it when the work week goes by and you have the weekend to look forward too. Then of course, thanks to yours truly :smoke_tb:, you also have Friday Funnies to look forward to. As usual I’ve taken the time to find a nice selection of jokes and as usual I’m hoping they all go over well.
With this weeks Fridays Funnies I have to warn you that there’s going to be some swear words in the following story, so if you think you may be offended, do yourself a favor and do not read beyond this point.
This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.
Dear Lions Bay School ,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon I am 91 years old and live at the Trafalgar Square Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Mmm, seems that for some old age just helps to make you bitter. Joan, you are a bad girl :tongue_laugh_ee:
The Canadian Crocodile Attack
After last weeks fly eating bullfrogs I thought I’d give you something a little bigger.
You’re going to love this little prank! :thumbup_tb:
Aunty Acid And Men Cartoon
Oh Auntie Acid, you really love to stick it to us men don’t you luv? Never mind, cos we can handle it and we loves ya ll the same.
That’s it guys. I hope you liked this weeks Fridays Funnies and I wish you all a great week end.