Friday Funnies # 33 A Female Robot Secretary

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks latest Friday Funnies :thumbup_ee:  You know, as time goes by scientists come up with great new gadgets to make peoples lives easier, whether it’s at home, work or even for play. Like everything else jokes tend to move with the times.This particular joke is no different and I can safely say that it absolutely rocks! It actually combines a bit of robotic technology that brings both functionality and perhaps even a bit of naughty fun into the office :devil_tb:

If this doesn’t get a smile out of you then you just do not have a sense of humor. Oh, this is one of those jokes that has a moral to it. See if you can work out what it is.

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.

“Hey, bud, how are ya?”

“I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!”

“Well, I’m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she’s a robot!”

“No way, how could that be?”

“Way! She’s the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left boob, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right boob, she types a letter. And that’s not all, she can have sex, too!”

“Holy shit! You’re kidding, right?”

“No, she’s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her.”

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp” Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!”

The guy says, “Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!”

African Bullfrog And The iPhone

You have to admit, that was pretty funny  :lol_ee:

And finally, a word from everybody’s favourite Aunty, Aunty Acid!

Aunty Acid Shops cartoon

That’s it guys, have a great weekend.

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  1. Ha! I got your Friday Funnies back to back, since I went across the last one just yesterday! Two days worth of laughs before the weekend! I don’t want to imagine the guy’s sharpened penis. The Bullfrog was hilarious!

    1. I reckon his mistake turned out to be a bit of a mess. I wonder if he got the point of it all :innocent1_tb:

    1. Thanks Ajay.

  2. That’s very funny. Made my early morning. Where did you learn about that joke? I still can’t help but laugh out loud here. Thanks for sharing this one. I’ll forward this too. You have a good sense of humor! :)

    -Brian

    1. One of my many emails Brian.


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    Funny Joke and i bet that the frog can establish a new record of catching flyes or fingers :))

    1. Well, at least he’s able to add one finger to his record Radu, that is if he survived the finger biting episode. He might have ended up flattened against the wall or something.


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        Yeah, who know maybe next time he will try with some baby crocodile :))

        1. Somehow I doubt that :wink:

  4. Doggy-style cost him his manhood. Hilarious! And the bullfrog was way too funny. If you notice, it is actually swallowing the imaginary ants. Ha Ha!
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    1. Yeah, that must have pissed him off. :wink_ee:

  5. If that’s where you sharpen a pencil, where’s the shredder? :)

    And the bullfrog eventually realized the setup and finally went for the nearest real thing.

    1. Shredder? Interesting. It would have to be something with a wide opening. Maybe that was an accessory? :tongue_laugh_ee:

  6. That frog is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen!

    1. It was pretty good wasn’t it?

  7. I must admit that was pretty funny. The joke and the video are combined made my day today! Whew! Keep on making us laugh dude! You have that good sense of humor. You should enhance that more!

    -James

  8. Ha Ha Ha Ha…….Pete tell me mate from where you bring such wonderful jokes.’?? Reveal your secret pal :) i guess the man feeding the frog virtually will now think twice before doing it.

    1. I get them in my emails Aditya. As for the bloke and the frog, he probably wouldn’t have gone for his thumb if he actually had some real flies to eat.

      1. Thats for sure and from now on i think he will feed a thumb instead of flies :)

        1. If anything I think he will make sure he keeps his thumb out of the way. :wink_ee:

          1. Yeah….but i think after all this he won’t take chances and stay away from that creepy frog.

  9. That African bullfrog video never fails to make me smile. Don’t mess with mother-nature, she bites back!

  10. Ha Ha! My imagination was running wild on this one. And what a cute bullfrog! It should’ve chewed off the rude man’s finger for feeding virtual ants. Lol! And as always, Aunty Acid rocks!

    1. Glad you enjoyed the post Emily. Don’t forget to share with your friends so they can enjoy it as well. :wink:

  11. Lol. I love the frog trying to eat the ants. Have seen it a few times before and it always makes me chuckle.
    I’ve just stumbled across your blog, and I love the Friday Funnies!

    Ben.

  12. Thank you for sharing this post. I love your friday funnies, they never fail to make me laugh. I hope you keep them up. It is great how you think of new and fresh jokes every time.

    1. Thanks Zita, I’ll certainly try to keep them up.

  13. Oww! That might’ve hurt, LOL. Imagine the guy’s frustration if he was about to lose his virginity to the humanoid! And the bullfrog is so cute, and intelligent. Bit the thumb of the one who tried to play with it!

    1. Yep, I reckon he will be a lot more careful before he tries that position again. Heck, he might even bring a pencil with him to test the waters, so to speak :lol_ee:

  14. Wicked! The joke implicitly stresses the truth in the story of the movie I, Robot. Never trust a robot. And man the frog is adorable, and hilarious! And do I need to add that it has got brains?
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    1. Heck, it’s not the Robot’s fault he tried to stick it in the wrong hole.

  15. I read your Friday Funnies for the last Friday on this one. A double dose of laughter, aye! The robot might prove useful in getting rid of my boss for a few weeks. LOL. And the bullfrog is so funny!

    1. Getting rid of the boss for a bit by giving him a sexy robot secretary with a pencil for a sharpener. Now, there is a thought. :lol:


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    Yes, that was funny Sire. He should have been more careful. I recycle your posts to another blogand they are most enjoyable.

  17. That bullfrog video is really funny! I guess they recognise the ants even if they are not real.

    1. I reckon they looked real enough to him though :wink:

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