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Friday Funnies #32 Fanny Green – Aunty Acid

Hey guys, oh my how time flies when your having fun. You were having fun weren’t you? Oh right, it’s been a hard week at the grind stone and you’ve come here for your weekly dose of laughs. Man, I sure hope I don’t disappoint you because it’s going to be pretty hard to top last weeks Friday Funnies. Still, I pulled out all the stops and I reckon you’re going to this weeks selection of jokes.

Knowing how much you guys love Irish jokes I thought I would start off with one about a few Irishmen who have decided to have sex with Fanny Green. :thumbup_ee:

Fanny Green

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church.

‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’

The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.

‘Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’

This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’

‘A new woman in the neighborhood,’ the sinner replied.

‘Very well,’ sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary’s.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn’t wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny Green?’

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply,

‘No Father, I think it’s just a reflection from her shoes’.

And now from sex with Fanny Green we go to a funny gag video featuring two make believe hookers.

And finally a word or two from everyone’s favorite, Aunty Acid.

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  1. Its Friday and its time to have some laugh :) Peter Aunty acid Rocks this time.Its what most of the office goers want to get rid of.

    1. Yeah, I’m sure Aunty Acid is worth more than what she is getting paid. :laugh_tb:

  2. I was waiting for this to be updated, had my share of laughter. I keep wondering how this blog comes up with these hilarious stuff week after week. However the bottom line is I enjoyed the jokes, fanny Green was awesome. It took me sometime to figure out what the joke exactly was. The video was nonetheless good. I am a devoted fan Just For Laugh Gags, so had to enjoy it. Finally Aunty took away the credit with her witty one-liner.

    1. Me too. I guess you have to be familiar with a few Irish colloquial words to get it the first time. ‘Fanny’? :)

      But one can never be wrong with videos, especially with the team on Just for Laughs. They never fail to make my day. :)

    2. Hey Jack, the bulk of the lokes come from emails I receive. The bulk of the videos are from my own research. Aunty Acid came from on of the joke emails I mentioned. I’m glad that the resulting posts are to the liking of most of my readers. :thumbup_ee:

  3. Loved the video Sire, laugh out loud funny, it was right up my humour street, a bit like the one last Friday.

    1. So glad you liked the video Roz. The fact that most of the readers actually watch the video increases the time they spend on this blog and that must improve the bounce rate. Even if it doesn’t I’m happy to provide a bit of humor into peoples lives. :drunk_tb:

  4. I have heard a smile can cure all the diseases in the world no matter how big they are, so I really think it is high time you started charging people for your services as a doctor. I really love reading the Funny Fridays. I wish instead of posting once a week you could post at least thrice a week. With the kind of stressful life that we all lead we really need to laugh more.

    1. I wish/hope that was true Jack, but l do not that at the very least it will make them feel better and perhaps take their mind off their troubles.

      Three times a week? Who knows, maybe one day in the future. :ponder_tb:

  5. hahahaha. Great way to start my morning. How do you like comment luv premium? Is it worth the extra money?

    1. Yep, it’s worth every cent I paid for it.

    1. It’s because they are funny and you’re not Irish Suzanne. Let me know how the joke telling goes. :laugh_tb:

  6. It took me quite a while to figure out the Fanny Green joke, and when I did, laughter galore! The video gag for today was awesome. The bald man in glares was hilarious. And Aunty Acid’s one-liner fittingly wrapped up your joke-box!

    1. Glad you got the joke in the end James and that you enjoyed this weeks compilation.

  7. Hi peter!
    i really enjoyed this video.friday is the time of laugh and to fun because saturday is day of holiday.so cheer up friend and have a enjoy.

    1. Thanks, that’s why I started this series.

  8. Hi another really funny video. I’ve gone through a few of your Friday funnies now. All really good posts and videos. I am sure I will be back for another laugh .

    For making me laugh thanks lee

    1. I sure do hope so Lee. The more people that read them the more chance that some of them will promote it via their social links helping to build it as a great joke resource.

  9. You because of your blog I may have to sleep on the couch today. I had gone out with my wife to meet some of her friends and since I was getting bored I thought to utilize my time by reading something interesting. That’s when I read your recent Friday Funnies it was so funny I couldn’t help but laugh out loud even my wife got scared that maybe suddenly I went mad. I shared the joke with others and they found it really funny. But my wife was not amused that I was reading blogs when I should be having a conversation.

    1. James, I’m sorry you got into trouble mate and I sure hope you didn’t end up sleeping on the couch. :tongue_laugh_ee:

      At least your friends enjoyed you sharing it with them :thumbup_ee:

  10. Oh yes our favourite acid aunty is back with a bang and now with the sad story of her boss. This is a sad story with almost all of us who work as employees under the boss. The work they put on us in bulk and comparatively the salary is a joke. LOL.

    1. Unfortunately Jack there are a lot of bosses who get the short end of the stick because many of their employees do not do enough for the pay they get. The way I look at it is if you’re not happy with what you’re earning then you should be looking for another job.

  11. I think more blogs should do something likes this. It’s nice to have a little bit of variety, and a little bit of light-heartedness at the end of the week. It breaks things up nicely and prevents blogs from getting caught in presenting the same kind of information over and over. It’s a little bit of personality that makes it easier to relate to the more serious info posts.

    1. Couldn’t agree more Paul. I think a lot of blogs are really missing a personal feel – and that is what my older and less technology able family members have also told me turns them off going on blogs when they’ve used computers around me during the holidays and stuff. It doesn’t seem like a big deal, but I think there is a huge untapped audience that can be really be discovered by these type of people.

      1. One of the reasons for doing it Dawn was because I noticed it was pretty well an untapped resource that most bloggers are not making use of.

    2. Hey Paul, you’re right about the personality of it all as people get to see the things I find to be funny which does reveal a bit of my personality. Also the way I present them may reveal a bit of that as well.

      I’m so glad you’re liking the series.

  12. Hahahaha the video was amazing and I could not stop myself from laughing. The complete moment of embarrasment for the car owners when these girls turn up to them in the presence of the cop. I am imagining if any of those men would tell the girls to wait till he got out of that situation and meet them ahead. LOL.

    1. Glad you got a kick out of it Nicholas. Don’t forget to give it a Tweet or something.

  13. The make believe hookers truely seem to hook me, lol. Initially I kept wondering about what was actually happening and when I actually understood it, I could not stop myself from laughing. I also showed this video to my old dad and he accompanied me in a louder laugh. Good one.

    1. Great to see you sharing stuff with your dad James.

    1. Good to know Sanjib.

  14. I wish I could do just the same as Aunty Acid did, but I guess I will be fired immediately after that, Haha. So I better keep this anxiety to do it inside me because I cannot afford to lose such a good job with not so amazing salary, LOL. However, Aunty Acid is really funny sometimes.

    1. Just continue with a good work ethics Jemmy. If nothing else it will lead to a good referral when you leave. Heck, he might even offer you a raise to keep you. :wink_ee:

  15. I keep coming to this blog whenever I have free time. No matter if its only updated on a Friday, I am amused by the jokes every time I read them. They appear to be evergreen. No matter how many times they have been repeated their essence remains the same. I must say this blog is a result of extreme hard work as its not easy to make people laugh.

    1. While I love that you come back to read the Friday Funnies series Megan I hope you realize that my other posts are also worth a read. :innocent1_tb:

  16. I tend to watch those fail videos on youtube and have to try and sit there in the office with a straight face while everyone else is working. I’m grinning just thinking about it.

    1. Careful Claire, I don’t want you getting in to trouble.

  17. Again I have come across this really cool and funny prank video on your blog as the last one and this is hilarious. Oh, yes you have lived up to the expectations this time too after giving us that ‘sex with the ghosts post’ last time. Your humourous input to these posts cannot be ignored, mind blowing. haha

    1. Great to hear Peter and just so you know I love coming up with these posts.

  18. The joke was a really funny. On a scale of ten I would rate it seven. I loved it but the video was even better. I was actually thinking that it is a good thing that all those gentlemen were alone imagine if their wife’s were siting right next to them when the horn blared. Now that would be something really funny and worth watching.

    1. You’re right Juliette, that would be really funny :lol_ee:

  19. Ha! this is another funny stuff. Apparently I’m a week late before getting back here. Thanks for a good laughs peter.

    1. Always a pleasure Mario

  20. Haha. Never fails Sire! Fanny Green is indeed mesmerizing. LMFAO.

    1. I’m sure her suitors found her mesmerising Ron :drunk_tb:

  21. Fanny Green! Hahaha! I have always enjoyed divine comedy! Classic! I love the video as well, Just for Laughs is the best. especially this episode. It’s funny and sexy altogether. Great job on the update! Can’t wait for the next one!

    1. Sure hope I don’t disappoint you Shane.

  22. It took me like forever to figure out the Fanny Green joke. Man that was something. The time realization dawned on me, I couldn’t stop laughing for like ten minutes. The video gag was quite funny too. And Aunty Acid should be honored with a Nobel Prize or something in one-liners.

    1. Sometimes they’re, the ones that take time to work out, the best kind Steve.

  23. The last joke with the grandma is simple but indeed funny, sometimes many of us are underpaid and there’s nothing else to do but laugh.

    1. You know Scott, most of us feel we’re underpaid but what we fail to realize is that unless whoever we’re working for makes a sizeable profit we wouldn’t have a job.

  24. Hi another really funny video. I’ve gone through a few of your Friday funnies now. The honking video is really funny & the last joke with the grandma is simple but indeed funny. I am sure I will be back for another laugh. Hilarious post, thanks for sharing.

    1. My pleasure Harry.


  25. Twitter:
    At least Fanny green went to church and proved those confessions as true. Definately no lady, but some woman!

    1. That’s true Peter.

  26. Thank you for sharing this, it really made me laugh. It is amazing how you can manage to come up with these jokes every week, and they are always so funny. I think your blogs are a lot more fun and exciting, keep it up.

    1. I will certainly try Jonell

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