Ok, this week’s Friday Funnies will be in two parts. The first part will be a bit of nostalgic humour. This shows us how things have changed over time.
Friday Funnies Nostalgia
EATING IN THE FIFTIES
Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding. Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait. A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining. Brown bread was something only poor people ate. Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking. Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green. Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold. Cubed sugar was regarded as posh. Fish didn't have fingers in those days. Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi. None of us had ever heard of yoghurt. Healthy food consisted of anything edible. People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy. Indian restaurants were only found in India. Cooking outside was called camping. Seaweed was not a recognised food. "Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food. Prunes were medicinal. Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called cattle feed. Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it, they would have become a laughing stock!! But the one thing that we never ever had on our table in the sixties..... Elbows or Phones. Now for the next part of this weeks Friday Funnies. You could say that this one follows on from the previous one. I have something that I know will make you really Laugh Out Loud!
WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
“Come on dad! This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. here, use my iPad.”
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
Just for a change of pace I reckon this short story will interest you!