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Friday Funnies #31, Making Love To Ghosts And Johnny Depp

As another week tolls on by, and rather quickly I may add, it’s time to shake off those working blues and start off the weekend with another Friday Funnies.You know I am so happy that I started this series because it one of the few posts that brings a lot of people back to WassupBlog on a regular basis. It’s so nice to see the regular faces, for those of you who use gravatars, and if you don’t you really should. Why? I’m so glad you asked. :wink_ee: Reading the post When Will You People Get A Damn Gravatar should answer your question.

Now, back to Friday Funnies, after all, that is what we’re all here for right?

Having Sex With A Ghost

I heard this one ages ago, it made me laugh then and it did it again now.

A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”Ghost Lake - by Dita

About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

About 15 students raise their hand.

“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

Three students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”

Way in the back, some bloke raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The redneck replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”

The bloke replied, “Ghost! Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.” :lol_tb:

Taking Care In Public Toilets

And finally something from everybody’s favourite, Aunty Acid and how she would like to meet Johnny Depp.

Aunti Acid and Johnny Depp

Sounds like something that Phyllis Diller would say doesn’t it?

Have a great weekend guys. Don’t forget to give this post a plug and see you all next week.

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  1. Hey Pete,This one is a killer man.It reminds me of a movie American Pie but there it is a sheep which makes a man arouse his level of fantasy.Ha Ha Ha :) I hope that guy really has some guts to do that.

    1. Guts or just stupid enough to admit he had sex with a goat.

  2. =)) I like the joke with the ghost/goat. It’s hilarious. I’ll share it with my friends :)

    1. Good, they’ll thank you for it. :smoke_tb:

  3. haha.what hilarious mahn.Having sex with Goat..Ewww..lol.Cant even think about that.Ghost still better than that lol

    1. I’m afraid there isn’t too much friction with a ghost Tanmay :devil_tb:

  4. With a goat? OMG This story sounds like an urban myth…

    1. Gross. But these goat stories seem to pop up more often these days, there must be some truth in them. In ‘The Dictator’ movie, General Aladeen’s decoy double seems to take a more than casual interest in goats. :)

      1. I’m sure some sick person out there is doing it James. I’m just glad it’s no-one I know.

    2. Not an urban myth Julia, a joke perhaps :ponder_tb:

  5. That was great man reading that story I was thinking how a person can say he had love with a ghost but when I reached at the end, I can not tell you what I doing only laughing and like to tell you this is great man. goats hahaha :D

    1. Yep, that’s what you call a good punchline :thumbup_ee:

  6. Hi that video was really funny. You could use that in different variations in all sorts. It’s great to see how different people reactand not only how embaressed they look. But how there brai. Is thinking what the hell is going on here.

    Made me laugh thanks lee

    1. It was, wasn’t it Lee? Glad you liked it.

  7. My friend, Don’t use the word s*x on your blog. Google might blacklist you. words like S*x P0rN will bring your site down very badly. Just a sincere advice from a fan of your blog. And BTW i love your post.

    1. I’m not too fussed about being blacklisted as it’s not that type of blog and I’m sure Google is bright enough to realise that. Besides, it’s not like this blog is about making money or anything. :innocent1_tb:


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    I’m really interested about the experience. I will try it, maybe i will find some kinky ghost :))

    1. It’s not something I would recommend Radu :wallbash_tb:

  9. Goats, ghosts, who cares!!!! Bet you’re thinking of ways to do something similar in your local changing rooms eh Pete.x

    1. No way in hell Julie. :no_way:

  10. Ghost and Goat, does sound quite similar eh. I was one of the backbenchers in my school days, but not one so desperate. That was ridiculously funny. And the Johnny Depp one was the best one I had heard for quite sometime.

    1. Especially from the back of the room Nicholas and yes it was pretty funny. Aunty Acid and Johnny Depp was pretty cool too. :thumbup_tb:

  11. There has never been a single time that I read your jokes and do not fall off my chair laughing. It was so damn hilarious, I cannot even imagine the poor guy’s condition at that very moment and more than that the professor. Haahaahaa. Someone tell me why make love to goats? What is so amazing about them than girls? LOL.

    1. Heck, you must have a lot of bruises then Peter, but that’s OK because I reckon a good laugh is worth it.

  12. Hilarious! having sex with a goat :) i liked the goat and ghost joke.
    Thanks for sharing such a funny post :D

  13. Ha Ha. I had to read the last sentence twice to see I had read it right. Sex with goats, that’s gross. And Aunty Acid rocks! It was one of the better ones I’ve heard for a while.

    1. Probably because it was kind of unbelievable Peter :wink_ee:

  14. Weirdly hilarious! I would’ve loved to see the professor’s face. I was simply reconstructing the questions, replacing ghosts with goats, and laughing my ass off. What was the backbencher thinking! My laugh continued on to the video and didn’t stop two minutes until after reading through Aunty Acid’s wit.

    1. Cool, that meas that this weeks Fridays Funnies was a good collection of humor. :drunk_tb:

  15. I love the ghost joke. I cannot believe that I havn’t heard it before. I have heard some that are similar though. I have a new joke to tell a few people tomorrow, now. :]

    1. Glad to be able to add to you joke repertoire Gary

  16. Hahaha Sire, that’s is a great video spoof, I would’ve had a lot of fun being part of that :smile: and it’s nice that they seem to have told at least some of the victims (in the last frames) what had happened to them! One of the better ones I’ve seen.

    1. Glad you got a kick out of it Roz. One of the reasons I enjoy doing the Friday Funnies series is because I know so many people enjoy it.

  17. This blog fills up my weekly quota of laughter. Visiting this blog every Friday is a routine to me. This week I rolled with laughter seeing the public toilet video. And not to forget the ghost joke was hilarious too. And last but not the least Aunty’s quick try to meet Johnny Depp was not at all bad. Like this blog a post.

    1. Now that’s what I like to hear James. Good to see some new facse,

  18. Hahahahaha.. Just imagining that prank in that video happening for real to me. It would be so damn embarrasing and interesting at the same time. Well, no offences but that scene was extremely hilarious and worth a watch. Your videos rock man.

    1. Actually, something similar happened to me and I just didn’t know where to look. :innocent1_tb:

  19. That is so funny, could not stop laughing. I remember, I accidently entered to the girls toilet of first day of my college, luckily the girls believed me that I entered there accidently. Really refreshing post, I always wait for your Friday Funnies.

    1. Glad to hear you didn’t get into trouble James and I hope you didn’t see anything you weren’t supposed to.

  20. Aunty Acid is killer man, this was one bang on joke on Johnny Depp. I would never like to watch him on any films or even shows. On the other hand, making out with ghosts would have been a better option than goats. Atleast these ghosts were human sometime ago. LOL.

    1. What if it was a goat ghost Tom? :tongue_laugh_ee:

  21. I don’t know which is worse making love to a ghost or to a goat. For me both are equally weird and downright disgusting. Some people are really crazy to do or imagine things like that. I mean who would do and enjoy something like that. People who do that are sick and need medical help. The joke was funny but really weird.

    1. Sick indeed, and to think there are people who do that sort of thing. Still, the joke was funny and that is all that counts.

  22. This blog is simply awesome. It brings up humor in places where it is expected the least. I make it a point to visit it every Friday so that I don’t miss out on my weekly humor updates. The best part about this blog is that it uses all kinds of formats to entertain you – be it a video, a witty one- liner or just a phrase. But be sure that if it is in the blog it will definitely be humorous.

    1. I don’t know Alex, you can always expect it on a Friday, but I agree there are times when you may not expect it. :laugh_tb:

  23. Having sex with goats LOL! That is so funny & the toilet prank is so nicely made, the reactions were terrible, I just so wanna try it. The Friday funnies is simply refreshing. Good post, Hilarious post, thanks for sharing.

    1. Oh that’s pretty hilarious.
      I cannot imagine myself in that scenario.
      Thanks for that joke!

    2. My pleasure Nicholas.

  24. I love just for laughs, they have very good sketches and this one in the public toilets is one of them

    1. Yep, and I was really happy to present it to you guys.

  25. That was a good one Sire! Ghosts and Goats bwahahaha. Made me ROFL while LMFAO.

    1. That’s what Friday Funnies is all about mate.

  26. This video has blasted my brains and I want to laugh like I did never before. All your Friday funnies are hilarious and I never miss even a single one from them. Since the last two posts on friday funnies that aunty acid of yours is doing the magic too. It was a perfect combination to set me laughing so much.

    1. Thanks Patrick, glad you enjoyed it.

  27. I wish people could be able to differentiate between ghosts, goats and other animals. LOL. This was rather a funny situation and I am still wondering how did that guy manage to make love to a goat, I cannot even imagine this disastrous condition. I feel pity for the goat, hahaha.

    1. I’m sure most could if they could actually see them together Alen :wink_ee:

  28. Now that is a very weird and funny one. I don’t know from where you got this one for your collection, but the only suggestion I can give you is stop looking there. Anyways it was a nice compilation of jokes, videos and images. I love the video, it was very hilarious, I just loved it.

    1. I get the jokes in emails but most of the videos come from looking through YouTube.

  29. “LOL, I cant simply miss your Friday funnies. This blog is simply awesome, It brings up humor in places where it is expected the least. I really want to be in that position of the guys entering to the toilet, I just want to experience that situation LOL, Hilarious post, thanks for sharing.”

    1. Hi Kenny, the series is turning out to be quite popular and is one of the reasons my list continues to grow. People just want to make sure they don’t miss out on the next one.

  30. LoL You’ve really made my day! And I bet you have got some great traffic with the title as well;)

    1. A little, but it’s early days yet :wink:

  31. Haha, this story is a bit gross, but pretty hilarious. Definitely worth a laugh, thanks.

    1. Always a pleasure Robert.

    1. There are some sick people out there Raynan :C:


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    Another great ghostly week Sire. That was a great video – great laugh! Your Friday Funnies are still great value.

    1. Thanks Pete, I enjoy writing them.

  33. Goats! HAHA! So hilarious! This kid must have thought they were discussing goats all along! Reminds me of the movie “The Dictator” where Aladeen’s double was so fond of goats. And what a great video again! It gets me everytime! Just for Laughs you need a super cool award with your pranks! Great job, I’m so excited for next Friday.
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    1. It will be great to have some more of your input next week Shane.

  34. hahaha…………….. that’s funny joke :D
    is he stupid or what :P

    1. Stupid for having sex with goats, that’s for sure.

  35. \”Weirdly hilarious! I would’ve loved to see the professor’s face. I was simply reconstructing the questions, replacing ghosts with goats. LOL Just imagining that prank in that video happening for real to me. Hilarious post, thanks for sharing.\”

    1. Glad you got a kick out of it Jack.

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