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Friday Funnies #30 Making A Woman & More

Before I get to this weeks Friday Funnies, which I know you’re going to love, I want to remind all the bloggers out there, the ones that wish they had some help with their keyword research, about the huge special on one of the best SEO tools out there. The post is called Buying Market Samurai At A Really Good Price!

OK, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way I’m about to get myself into trouble with this weeks Friday Funnies. When I say in trouble, naturally I mean with the women, because I know all the men out there are really going to love this one  :smoke_tb:

Do you guys remember that post About Understanding Men that I wrote a few weeks ago? Well, I figured that this week I would write one all about someone from the fairer sex feel like a woman!


On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. ‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails.

Then she yells, ‘If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Jackeroo from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. (Must be because he is an Aussie!  :tongue_laugh_ee: Sorry, I had to throw that in….back to the joke)

She gasps.

He whispers ………………..

‘Iron this. Then get me a beer’.

:lol_ee: Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in a situation like that. I wonder how long after she picked her jaw up off the floor before she gave that guy what for?  :ponder_tb:

Now for this weeks funny video!

Best Of Just For Laughs Gags

Now, just to finish off here is some wise words from Auntie Acid.

Auntie Acid takes no shit from anyone

You know, I didn’t even know Auntie Acid existed until I got all these images in an email and then I posted one in a Friday Funnies series and I’ve been getting all this feedback from people telling me that just love the Aunty Acid cartoons! Well, you’ll be happy to know that I have a few more left so I’ll keep posting them in future Friday Funnies posts.  :drunk_tb:


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    1. Yeah, it had that effect on me as well

  1. Those were some really funny gags that kept my lips apart as I went on laughing, it was a good input for the day. I loved your joke, it was like humour pouring out of nowhere in that situation where I would not know how to react to that lady. Hahahaha a witty man I must say.

    1. The joke was humorous because of the way in which it was written. Having said that, if it happened in reality I’m not so sure there would be too many laughing.

  2. Peter,Help me mate I am going to die….. :) Ha ha ha ha :)
    I think the desperate women is now feeling like a woman.And the video is just amazing.I watch just for laugh gags twice a week on Z Studio and can’t hold my breath sometimes but this one is really great video.

    1. Hi Aditya, I’m so glad you got such a kick out of this weeks friday Funnies.

  3. Well only a woman can do that when she is about to die like in no time, she so wanted to feel like a woman. For instance, a woman knowing that she is dieing in an hour and wanting to shop clothes to die beautiful and up to date. Thats crazy. LOL.

    1. I don’t know of any woman that would spend her last moments on earth shopping but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. :ponder_tb:

  4. Twitter:
    Every time I watch someone do gags like the one in the video. I wonder if anyone ever gets an heart attack from the gag itself.

    Can you imagine being responsible for killing someone because of an innocent prank?
    Larry Rivera recently posted…Persuade Through Words Drawing People InMy Profile

    1. Yeah, that would be a tragedy Larry. Hopefully it will never happen.

  5. I don’t how people invent such jokes. I just hope this wasn’t a real incident or it would have been scandalous. The joke was really funny will surely share it with others. But the best part about this weeks Fridays Funnies was the video. It was so hilarious I laughed so hard that my stomach started aching. Kudos for compiling and posting such a nice collection.

    1. I think calling it scandalous would be a little harsh Kenny. Maybe a little male chauvinistic :tongue_laugh_ee:

  6. Twitter:
    I really loved the video clip! It gave me a really great laugh this morning, Sire. Thanks for sharing it. :)

    The airplane story you shared reminded me of this story from the movie Mallrats… Of course, the Mallrats story had quite a different ending than your joke. :)

    (sorry I couldn’t find a better quality clip of this scene!)

    1. It was a little different wasn’t it Allie, a real eye opener :innocent1_tb:

  7. Well written piece, unique and good advice for candidates. No question! Uniqueness is key! According to me you described that in very good way.
    You are so smart and this is a great post!
    Thank you for the great tips.
    Wow I didn’t know this! And I love your blog!
    What a great blog, I am bookmarking it .
    I use twitter most to marketing of my blog because I have many followers.

    1. Wow! what a total piece of crap. This would have to win the bullshit comment of the year! You used all the tricks in the book to try and get your comment accepted. Too bad you didn’t read the post otherwise you would have written something appropriate! All links removed.

  8. Wow, great video! I like how they played the cup and ball game with people. Then there was the classic cartoon run through the doors bit – probably my favorite.

    1. Yeah, that running through the doors was a classic. I haven’t seen that done for ages. It was great seeing the look on peoples faces too.

  9. I laughed Peter and I’d heard it before and laughed then too, so no offense taken here. :call_me:

    A while ago I promised you some jokes; have you heard the one about the blonde?

    Blonde goes into a library and walks up to the librarian and says “I’ll have a Big Mac, fries and a Coke please.”
    The librarian is obviously shocked and she leans over the counter, looks over her spectacles and says “but madam, this is a library!”
    The blonde looks horrified and apologetic, she leans in close to the librarian and whispers, “I’m so sorry, please could I have a Big Mac, fries and a Coke.”

    I hope you like that Peter. :tongue_laugh_ee:

    Remember I told you ages ago that I had a video of my first speech at Toastmasters? Well I’ve finally got around to posting it on YouTube and on my Blog, I really hope you’ll not take the mickey too much (it’s really scary doing a speech!) and if you like it I hope you’ll give it a vote. x

    1. That was pretty good Roz, I have to admit I hadn’t heard of that joke before.

      Saw your video, that was good too. Great to hear your voice and loved the accent. Gave you a thumbs up as well.

      1. Glad you liked the joke Peter! And thanks for checking out my video and giving it the thumbs up!!

  10. I read last friday funnies and that were awesome. now I am again here and again there are some great funnies. thanks author for making me laugh .

    1. Nice to see you back Md and glad you like them enough to return. :thumbup_tb:

  11. Hahaha Aunty Acid is really cool and funny. Well women are always out of a mood to put up for anyone\’s shit, always cranky and complaining. I do respect them a lot but sometimes such a reaction from them becomes irritating. And the real man finally made the woman feel more than a women. LOL.

    1. Yeah, Aunty Acid really is pretty cool.

  12. Did I just see a pink elephant with yellow polka dots? Oh yes I did. This was worth a laugh, funny video and gags. And finally when I saw that fat lady coming out in the same attire, I burst out laughing and could not control. Your friday funnies is a treat man.

    1. I do try to make every Friday Funnies worth a read Nick so I’m glad that you approved of the effort.

  13. hahaha I was thinking something else…. :P Unbuttoning shirt and walking towards the woman …would make that woman feel somewhat in the mood! But Salute to that Man by showing the right way to make her feel woman. Awesome Friday Funny Sire.

    1. Glad you liked it Adrian

  14. The gags were insane man. I thought I might’ve seen half of it. And you’ve got some nerve mate. Make a run for it before any lass gets hold of you!

  15. This blog is a complete entertainer. I just kept scrolling the page up and down to see what else is there to make me laugh. That woman in the plane was seriously irritating to talk about something like this amidst such a big trouble and the man did treat her the right way. Will definitely keep visiting this blog every Friday for a hearty laugh.

    1. What can I say, she’s a woman :wink_ee:

  16. Twitter:
    This was a good week. Great video Sire. My readers will love it when I recycle it later. Friday Funnies 30.

    1. Thanks Peter, and thanks for spreading the world too.

  17. Thanks for sharing this with everybody. The video also is awesome. hahaha. I also remembered one nice joke. Listen guys!

    The Fence

    A husband and wife are out for a drive through the countryside. They reach a familiar spot, and the wife says: “Sweetheart, let’s do the same thing we did here 40 years ago!” The husband stops the car. He backs his wife up against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on a Junebug. They make love like never before. She was SCREAMING and GYRATING, and SHAKING uncontrollably.

    When it was over, much to her husband’s surprise, she FAINTED! After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded, says: “Darlin’, you sure never reacted like that 40 years ago-or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember.” The woman, gasping for breath, is finally able to speak. She says: “FORTY YEARS AGO, THAT DAMNED FENCE WASN’T ELECTRIFIED!

    1. Hey Maya, that’s an oldie but a goodie. I’ve heard it before but you have told it exceptionally well.

  18. That beer part made me lol. Reminded me of a little story:

    sitting with my girlfriend one day on the couch
    girlfriend is upset about some fight with her mother
    I’m watching the game
    me-baby, I know what will make you feel better, getting me a beer and some snacks from the kitchen.
    gets up
    throws a bag of chips in my head
    me-what about the beer?

    1. Yeah, serves you right :tongue_laugh_ee:

  19. Visiting your website today, I realized I missed this “Friday funnies” post. It’s hilarious, as we’ve used to be :)

    1. Better late than never Cristian

  20. \”Aunty Acid is really cool and funny. Well women are always out of a mood to put up for anyone\\’s shit, always cranky and complaining. I do respect them a lot but sometimes such a reaction from them becomes irritating. Will definitely keep visiting this blog every Friday for a hearty laugh.\”

    1. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed David.

  21. Ha, funny. Makes me wish it was Friday again. Well, we’re almost there, right? :) Soon it will be!

    1. Yep, we’re almost there. :wink:

  22. It was really such a funny joke. The lady must be really disappointed to not get what she was expecting and as always the Australian demonstrated his cocky but yet witty sense of humor. I really loved the video, especially the pink elephant gag. Even the confusion they created with the all ladies dressed in pink was very creative. All the gags were innovative and very funny.

  23. Good job mate,I’m so glad you got such a kick out of this weeks friday Funnies.Thanks

  24. Hi sire another classic video funny I’ve gone through a few of your Friday funny videos they always make me laugh. The aunts acid caption cracked my wife up.

    So thanks for that lee

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