Friday Funnies # 27 Is All About Blondes

As the wheel of time turns on it’s endless revolutions, unless something traumatic happens, we can always depend on one thing. Friday Funnies! That’s right folks it’s Friday Funnies time and do I have some killer jokes for you. In fact, because of the popularity of blonde jokes I thought I’d look through my emails to see what kind of blonde joke I could find, and believe me, I found a doozy.

But first I would like to apologise to all the blondes out there who may be offended by anything they read here. We know that regardless of all those jokes out there we all know you guys can’t possible be that dumb. Heck, if anything it’s all a devious plot you guys have put together and we’re all just too dumb to work out what your intentions are  :devil_tb:

The Blonde School Girl

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

I wish these were brains

A Blonde’s Idea Of Revenge

And now to finish off with funny blonde cartoon.

Blonde Elevator Joke

That’s it guys. I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and here’s hoping for a great weekend. Hang on a sec, here are some great blonde joke books for you.

Some Great Blonde Joke Books

[amazon_image id=”0986600415″ link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book[/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”B001O5CLNE” link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]Blonde Jokes: 500 Blonde Jokes to Make Your Toes Curl![/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”1569757933″ link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes[/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”B007ZGE80U” link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]101 Blonde Jokes: Become the Life of the Party with 101 Uncensored Jokes About Blondes Guaranteed to Break the Ice, Pick-up Women, or Make People Laugh (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes)[/amazon_image]

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  1. Hee Hee Will have to show this one to the wife later who I have to say is a stereotypical blonde. Great Friday Funny again.

    1. Yeah, I wanted to make sure it was a good one, especially after missing last weeks. Glad you liked it Khaled.

    1. Yeah, that was a great video wasn’t it?

  2. Ha ha ha …… i must say Pete this blonde girl has taken a good revenge. :)

    1. You reckon? I thought she was doing her cheating boyfriend a favour.

  3. wahaha! lots of lols, 25 year old 36c?? oh yeah.

    nice image once again… she really hopes those were her brains…. nyahaha!

    1. Man, I just don’t have a good reply for this one :ponder_tb:

  4. Very funny blonde jokes. I checked some of the blonde jokes mentioned at the bottom of the post also. Thanks to share and will look more for to get relax from the work tensions.

    1. Those were actually links to some great joke books found on Amazon.

      1. Sire, you should check your Amazon account. You must have made another sale. :)

        Or, maybe she meant the ones under the ‘You may also like -‘ block. And because of this block I found an idea to suggest for the next friend’s wedding. See ‘The Smartest Man at the Wedding’ in Friday Funnies #11. :)

        1. Definitely didn’t make any sales James. Maybe it was those blocks, at least they gave you an idea :laugh_tb:

  5. Oh oh. Thank goodness all the blondes I know, myself included, are above and beyond these jokes. Jokes are a tad funny but way too mediocre. I guess a high percentage of North and Central Europe’s population is going to agree with me.
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    1. Just goes to show there is more to a blonde that meets the eyes Reese :wink_ee:

      I have to ask though why you’re gravatar isn’t blonde :ponder_tb:

      1. Hi Sire. That’s supposed to be dark blonde. I have dark blonde hair that sometimes look light brown with highlights. :D
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        1. Well that explains why you are so smart Reese, you’re not a true blonde :tongue_laugh_ee:

          Only kidding. I don’t believe in the dumb blonde thing anymore than I believe in the Irish being dumb. They do make for good jokes though :laugh_tb:

  6. This is so wrong on so many levels but I find myself laughing a lot. HAHA. Does this mean I am biased when it comes to blondes? Don’t get me wrong I think they’re pretty cool, pretty and I’ve met a lot of smart blondies!

    1. I don’t think so Jeremy, it just means you know a good joke when you see one :laugh_tb:

  7. Lol, girls seriously sometimes do these kind of things, Your Friday funnies is always refreshing the video and calling the elevator is seriously funny. Keeningly waiting for your next blog.

    1. Hey Nelson, why not subscribe so that you can be assured you will never miss a post again.

  8. :)) this joke is hilarious. I love blonde jokes. I don’t understand why some women dye their hair, especially when they know everybody makes jokes about them.

    1. Maybe it’s more the ‘blondes have more fun’ than the ‘blondes are dumb’ that attracts them :smoke_tb:


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    Pretty good Sire. Those poor old blondes cop it repeatedly don’t they? I have read a thousand or more blonde jokes in my lifetime; I wonder why it is just blondes?

    1. Thanks Pete, it’s always great to know that others appreciate the series

  10. Friday Funnies always make my day. Cool comic, the last time I read a comic was for Calvin and Hobbes.

  11. I know stereotyping some on the basis of their color or origin is bad but then somethings are just too hard to resist. When you hear jokes on blondes you cant help but feel sorry for the blondes but then you cant resist laughing also because most of them are really true. I love the image I too wish that girl had little brains. If blondes become smart then it will be a perfect combination of beauty with brains.

  12. hi,

    I just passed by.. AS a newbie like me the humor of your work really catches attention. blonde thing idea is great :-)

    1. Glad you liked it Shey

  13. Hey wait a minute, that blonde with the t-shirt on looks like me! All kidding aside, my blonde color comes from a bottle so that would mean I’m really a smart brunette. Is that right? Thanks, Suzanne

    1. And such a pretty blonde too Suzanne. You know, I’ve always had an affinity for blondes. Do you think that’s because I figured they were the only ones dumb enough to like me? :smoke_tb:

      As to your question, I reckon you’d be smart no matter what colour your hair is.

  14. Oh my god!! This is so damn hilarious, I cannot stop laughing. The joke, the video as well as the storyboard, all of them were just so funny. LOL. The video really got on my nerves, these girls can be so dumb and that elevator blonde, dumb aswell. LOL.

    1. You really, really liked it? Well then, I reckon a Tweet or something wouldn’t go astray :wink_ee:

  15. Hahahahaha… that video was so dumb. I realise these blondes can be seriously so silly and they act as if they know everything. But you have shared some really hilarious jokes here in your post. The credit goes to you and the pleasure is all mine. LOL.

    1. Careful Alex, you don’t want to get all the blondes mad at you.

  16. I have really got to stop reading your Friday funnies it is killing my time management for the day. Keep them up though they are always good for a laugh.

    Thanks again lee

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