Friday Funnies #24 The Irish Orgasm And Nina The Ventriloquist

Man! It’s been such a busy week and I’ve been so looking forward to having the weekend off but it’s not to be as I have to work tomorrow. Not to worry, it’s still Friday and that means it’s time for our regular Friday Funnies post.

In the last Friday Funnies I picked on the blonde, and let’s face it there are a lot of funny jokes about blondes, but this time I’m going to use the Irish as the subject of todays joke. I think you’re going to like this one, I know I did.

Paddy Wants To Give Maggie An Orgasm

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.

So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.

They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: ‘And that, me son, is how ya waves a fukkin’ towel!’  :lol_ee:

And now to entertain you with a video about a Nina Conti a really funny female ventriloquist.

Nina Conti And Her Grandmother

 

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  1. LMAO!!! Indeed, that’s most certainly how ya waive a towel! Too funny!

    PS: Your word count insists this is an inadequate comment. Apparently I can’t see how many fingers you’re holding up, blind folded, any better than Nina can!


    1. Twitter:
      I’ve run across that same problem myself a couple of times. It does make it hard to know how many words are enough when the audience is blind-folded. ;)

      1. Hey Allie, as long as I keep my hands to myself all is good :lol_ee:

    2. Hey, Kim, it’s set for 20 words which I feel isn’t too hard to achieve. I love that side of commentluv as I believe it’s improved the quality of comments and has stopped all those ‘nice posts’ comments.

      You see, even your comment was all the better for it and got a big smile out of me :wink_ee:


  2. Twitter:
    The joke was funny, but I loved the video! Ventriloquist acts can be so much fun. We love watching Jeff Dunham videos at our house. I’ll have to see if I can find more Nina Conti videos to share with my family. :)

    1. Glad you liked it Allie. I think I actually used one of Nina’s videos in another post.


      1. Twitter:
        Now that you mention it, you might have. I think I remember seeing another of her videos a while back.

  3. Haha, yea Paddy, it was the towel waving that made all the difference indeed!

    And Nina Conti’s act is fantastic. That is true ventroliqsm talent right there. The way she pulled off the old lady accent with so little visual movement in her lips was amazing.

    -Jean
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    1. Whoa there Jean, Nina’s doing the granny voice? I always thought there was some other person wirelessly speaking backstage. :)

      No, of course, it’s Nina. I always am awed at these guys being able to speak without opening their mouths or moving their lips too much.

      By the way, Sire, that Vet was a genius. :)

      1. Yeah, he sure was James :wink:

    2. I really enjoyed Nina and her grandmother and thought the whole act was put together really well.

  4. Very nice joke. I’ve not managed to drop by for the last few weeks which is a shame becuse I always enjoy your Friday funnies posts. Have a great weekend and thanks for making me laugh!

    1. Thanks Gary. You do know you can always go back and catch up on those posts that you missed don’t you? :wink_ee:

  5. That sure was funny! Though I kind of feel bad for the Irish woman’s husband! He must feel so agitated that he can’t make his woman climax! Great post as always!

    1. Are you kidding? He had a fantastic time showing the young guy how a towel should be waved :lol_ee:

  6. Another wonderful post Sire.The joke was so funny and enjoyed the video with all my family members.Do you have another video like that?
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    1. I have lots of funny videos as part of the Friday Funnies series, you should check them out :wink:

  7. Sire,

    Nina Conti’s Grandma is really funny, but have you watched Nina performed with MONK?

    I laughed out love when Nina’s Grandma folded her nose when Nina puts her back inside the bag. It’s really funny.

    Anyways thanks to this post, I learned that “VENTRILOQUIST” is the term for Nina’s talent and skills.

    By the way, I’d like to share another video clip of Nina’s performance with Monk.
    .
    Great post.

    1. Hey Gary, so glad you liked the post. I have seen her with the monkey, and I’m pretty sure I used that video in one of my posts, but thanks for including that link, I’m sure the other readers will be very thankful.

  8. LOL fantastic joke!

    I lived in Ireland for fifteen years, immigrating to Canada five years ago. That is one of the best Irish jokes I have heard to date!

    1. I’ve actually heard it before Jon but I had forgotten the punchline. I was so happy coming across it again so I could share it with you guys. :drunk_tb:

  9. I didn’t watch the video but the story was very funny! couldn’t stop laughing!
    It says that I didn’t post enough words so I have to add some :)

    1. Maybe you can come back and watch the video when you have more time Gil

  10. For a minute there, I thought you were talking about former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. I’m sure it’s been a while for her.

    1. Now, now Robert. :wink:

  11. This was a particularly funny post, Sire. And again I will recycle it to another part of the blogesphere. Humour is a great tonic during these difficult economic times and the problems emanating from them.

    peter

    1. Sure is Peter and thanks for being such a loyal reader.

  12. You have really made my day with that funny video, although it is rainy and moody today, now I just can’t stop laughing:) I think I’m going to watch it for the second time as well:)

    1. Good to hear Tatjana

  13. ROFL! Made my day. The background is a bit annoying though.. Lol, how much words do I need to type for a proper comment??

    1. How exactly is the background annoying and you need twenty words to get your comment accepted.

  14. Haha – loved the Irish joke! Will be back for more!

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