Friday just happens to be the fifth day of the week and for many it has been a gruelling time and they’re looking forward to the weekend. It’s for this very reason that I chose to incorporate the Fridays Funnies series into this blog and I’m so glad that I did because it’s turning out to be really popular. How do I know this to be the case? Well, there are several factors including emails from my readers, comments and among other things I’ve noticed my list subscribers have increased and I convincing myself they’re joining because they don’t want to miss out on any of the Friday Funnies Posts
Before I get on with this post I’m conducting a very important poll on my last post Spam Alert! How Many Emails Does It Take?, one in which I urge you to take part in, especially if you have or are thinking of starting a list, as it may affect your email strategies. Now, on with this post, hang onto your seat guys because you just may fall off from laughter.
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The Blonde’s Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, ‘I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?’ The blonde said, ‘No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.’
The milkman asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized?’
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS….
The blonde said, ‘No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.’
Unfortunately, blondes aren’t the only ones to make stupid mistakes because there are times when the elderly do stupid things too and most of the time it’s because of their failing eyesight.
The Joys of Being a Senior Citizen
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. She suggested that I go to the senior center to hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said “Are you nuts? You’re almost 70 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes ?
I proudly showed her my membership card.
She said, “For heaven’s sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!”
I’m in trouble again and don’t know what to do! – I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a Senior Citizen is not easy.
Yeah, and to think I’m not all that far from becoming one myself.
Yeah, theres something else to look forward to
Are, you ready for this weeks video? You are really going to enjoy this one.
Mr’s Brown & The Condom
I hate to admit it but that was even funnier than my condom video.
That’s it guys. I hope you’ve enjoyed this weeks post and I wish you guys a great weekend. OH, and in case you’ve forgotten, don’t forget to take part in that poll.
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