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Friday Funnies #23 The Blonde, Mrs Brown & Being A Senior Citizen

Friday just happens to be the fifth day of the week and for many it has been a gruelling time and they’re looking forward to the weekend. It’s for this very reason that I chose to incorporate the Fridays Funnies series into this blog and I’m so glad that I did because it’s turning out to be really popular. How do I know this to be the case? Well, there are several factors including emails from my readers, comments and among other things I’ve noticed my list subscribers have increased and I convincing myself they’re joining because they don’t want to miss out on any of the Friday Funnies Posts  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Before I get on with this post I’m conducting a very important poll on my last post Spam Alert! How Many Emails Does It Take?, one in which I urge you to take part in, especially if you have or are thinking of starting a list, as it may affect your email strategies. Now, on with this post, hang onto your seat guys because you just may fall off from laughter.  :cheesey:

The Blonde’s Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, ‘I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?’ The blonde said, ‘No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.’

The milkman asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized?’

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS….

The blonde said, ‘No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.’

Unfortunately, blondes aren’t the only ones to make stupid mistakes because there are times when the elderly do stupid things too and most of the time it’s because of their failing eyesight.

The  Joys of Being a Senior Citizen

Yesterday my daughter  asked why I didn’t do something useful with my  time.  She  suggested  that I go  to the senior center to hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got  home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute  club.

She said “Are you nuts?  You’re almost 70 years old and you’re going to  start  jumping  out of  airplanes ?

I proudly showed her my  membership card.

She said, “For heaven’s  sake, where are your glasses!   This is a membership to a  Prostitute Club, not a Parachute  Club!”

I’m in trouble again and don’t know what to do!  –  I  signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a  Senior Citizen is not  easy.

Yeah, and to think I’m not all that far from becoming one myself.  :crazy_man:

Yeah, theres something else to look forward to  :yak:

Are, you ready for this weeks video? You are really going to enjoy this one.

Mr’s Brown & The Condom


I hate to admit it but that was even funnier than my condom video.

That’s it guys. I hope you’ve enjoyed this weeks post and I wish you guys a great weekend. OH, and in case you’ve forgotten, don’t forget to take part in that poll.

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    1. Viagra? Maybe he’s intimidated by the wife and it’s causing him problems? :wink_ee:

  1. I think the common theme is that we all do stupid things here and there. I like the blonde joke the most because I can think of times recently where I have misunderstood what someone has said and have gotten a good laugh out of an awkward moment! Thanks for the Friday morning funny!

    1. Anytime AJ, Friday funnies are the highlight of my week.

  2. Haha! These were definitely funny….yes, seniors are a hoot when it comes to their eyesight. They are almost as funny as little kids— you never know what they might read (wrong) out loud!

    1. I reckon that’s why some have so many ‘senior’ moments Sammie :tongue_laugh_ee:

    1. No worries Jean, I’m glad you liked the post.

  3. Hi Peter,
    very funny, especially the one with the blonde.I must say I do enjoy a good joke once when I get a chance It’s good to read these on a Saturday afternoon!

    1. Hey Mariella, then you should pop in every week to get your Friday Funnies fix. It’s amazing how many are joining my list just so they don’t miss out on their weekly laugh.

  4. You can never get tired of blonde jokes. If you can combine a blonde senior citezen joke, then you have the best of the best. good stuff..

    1. I’m sure there are some of those around Tyler, who knows when one may fall into my lap.

  5. I really enjoyed these three! I find it useful for a blog to be able to make his visitors laugh every week or so. It just does a lot to your readership loyalty.

    1. It does seem to do that John. Thanks for popping in.

  6. OMG, the video is one of those that gets to make my eyes tear up in laughter.

    Good one Sire. :)

    1. Hey James, good to see I’m picking the right videos :wink_ee:

  7. Hi,
    I burst into peels of laughter, so did my family with whom I shared this post. This is terrific and remarkable. Found it funny to know that such things happen on earth.

    Regards,
    Sanjib Saha
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    1. That’s what Friday’s Funnies is all about. Good to see it has that affect.

  8. Hahaha, I really love this blonde senior citizen joke video, it’s full of fun and cheers, keep having this. Thanks so much for sharing.

    1. I do it every Friday Lawrence and I’ll keep sharing as lot as people keep reading :wink:

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