Friday Funnies #224 Hillary Clinton’s Mystery Box

The Mystery Box That Stumped Hillary Clinton

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never look in it.”

All their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents.

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

Hillary was shocked, but thought, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. And since I know he’s addicted to sex, three times is not too bad.” She said, “OK Bill, I guess I can forgive you.

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.”

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”

He answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre.”

All jokes aside I’m rooting for Hillary to win the Presidency because I think it would be a real joke if Trump won not to mention an utter catastrophe.

On a brighter note, what one little girl said when asked what her father did.  :lol_tb:

Wassup Friday Funnies


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  1. That’s pretty funny, couldn’t figure out where it was going. What is it funny is like you most people I talk to are voting against the other candidate and not for there’s. Talk about a depressing situation.
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    This one I didn’t already know so you got me on one. Meanwhile, I’d left another comment and your program said I didn’t write enough words and I can’t remember what I said so I’m writing more words now because I guess 20 words probably wasn’t enough, but I’m betting 50 are. That’s my fault because usually I copy my message so I can re-paste it if something goes wrong; oh well…

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      Hey Mitch, whats that? you not writing enough words :wink_ee: Good to see I managed to come up with one you haven’t seen. I assume you liked it?
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