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Friday Funnies #20 Mrs Brown Gets A Bikini Wax And Curing Your Tennis

Today, Friday 22nd of June is a notable milestone! Why is that you ask? Because it marks the day of the 20th post in the Friday Funnies series. That’s right, Friday Funnies has survived 20 weeks and it’s still going strong which makes me a happy blogger because I now know it makes you guys happy. And if you’re happy then I have every reason to be happy.

So what do I have for you today? After rifling through my many emails I came across an old joke that has been reworked a little. The joke was funny when I heard it all those years ago and it’s even funnier today because modern technology makes it more believable.

The Aldi Doctor

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”

“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Aldi’s Supermarket. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor.”

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Aldi’s.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

“You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Aldi’s.”

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Aldi’s, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Aldi.

That was funny when I heard it all those years ago and it’s still funny today.  Something that isn’t funny though are politicians, especially when they get together and stuff things up for everybody. Having said that there’s a lot of stuff said about politicians that have a funny side to them, like this image for example.

And now for the video that is really going to make your day. It features the Mrs Brown series and it’s about the time she gets a bikini wax.  :laugh_tb:

I reckon that should put you in a good mood for the weekend. Have a great one guys!  :drunk_tb:

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This Post Has 28 Comments

  1. Its good to hear old jokes popping back up, haven’t heard that one for a long time but it’s still funny to hear.

    1. That’s what I thought Khaled. I figured if I could still laugh after so long the so will everyone else.

    1. That’s what the Friday Funnies is all about James

  2. Never try to trick technology – and that other: OUCH!Thanks for sharing your twisted sense of humor :-)
    type type type type type type.

    1. Me, twisted :devil_tb: :lol_ee:

  3. lmao, very funny, never heard that one before.i thought the funniest part was finding out that his wife is pregnant with someone else’s twins.

    1. It is an old joke so I reckon if you haven’t been around that long it could be new to you :laugh_tb:

  4. Never heard of this joke before. I like the way that computer is frank – Get a lawyer. Get her into rehab. They are not yours. Hahaha!

    Cant wait for the next one :)

    1. If you don’t want to miss the next one the best thing to do is to subscribe Dennis :wink_ee:

  5. If it was only that easy…just a urine sample. Got me thinking it’s probably not that far away. Very funny and a good start to my weekend.

    1. You can tell a fair bit from a urine sample but it doesn’t matter how good technology gets you’re probably limited to what urine can reveal.

  6. I like your “Ed’s rental sign”. Never was a truer word spoken, although I think that some politicians are so full of it that they should never even be elected!

    1. Don’t forget Gary, we’re the idiots that sometimes vote them in. What gets me is when they get re-elected. Reckon there must be a lot of idiots around huh?

  7. It is really funny joke or early time and good for being used in friendly conversation because it is little adulterous.
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    1. That’s true, some jokes aren’t suited for telling in public, especially when there are ladies around.

  8. Happy Birthday Friday Funnies! I just love the picture and I guess I’m going to put it on a black t-shirt! Sad, but true, Peter!

    1. Why Sad James?

      1. Two guesses:
        1- James thinks that diapers and politicians are indeed alike.
        2- He knows somebody who has everything on the 5 points in the computer printout.

        :)

        1. Good one James#2 :laugh_tb:

      2. Because politicians are like diapers and trust me, I have seen A LOT of diapers at my 2 year old little daughter. They are ugly and they stink!
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        1. You are so right, some politicians certainly do stink, just like their policies.

  9. This is the first time I read that joke. It was really very funny. I wish I had that diagnostic computer with me, my life would have been so easy with that. I could use it to know all kind of answers with it. They really should start making gadgets like that. The world that we are living in now can really use a device like that.

    1. It sure would save a lot on doctors fees Katie

  10. This weeks Friday Funnies was hilarious. I am sure I heard this joke before but then it is so funny that I didn’t mind reading it again. The image is also very funny and true. The politician today really lack integrity. I know we are the one who choose them but thing is instead of choosing who is the best among them we are forced to chose who is less corrupt from all of them.

    1. You make a good point about politicians Steve, sometimes the only choice you have is choosing the best from a bad bunch.

  11. I love your posts. They really make my day. They always make me laugh. I loved this times Friday Funnies. The story was fantastic. I also liked the image a lot. It is today’s sad truth. I really wish we had more politician who really cared about the people. The video is awesome. I don’t know how you manage to get such funny videos every single week.

    1. Glad you liked it David, and just so you don’t miss out on future ones you should really consider joining my list.

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