Hey guys, welcome to the second post in my weekly series of Fridays funnies. I’m actually really excited because the first post went really well and I want to personally thank everyone who left a comment or sent me that special email telling me how much they enjoyed it. I had a few saying how I should also do one on Monday being the start of the week so as to put people in the right frame of mind but for now I reckon I’ll just leave it for Fridays. Anyway, as a special treat for all my video fans I decided to produce a new video and have just uploaded it to YouTube, but before we get to that I want to share my joke with you. It’s a pretty long one but I assure you it’s well worth the read.
DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha, Western Australia. Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my new home. I love it here. September 13 - Really heating up now. It got to 31 today. No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned Car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I’m turning into a Sun-worshipper – no blasted rain like back in Leeds!! September 30 - Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots Of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me! Another scorcher today, but I love it here. It’s Paradise! October 10 - The temperature hasn’t been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it’s windy Though. Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than we Expected. October 15 - Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over
60% of my body. Missed three days off work. What a dumb thing to do.. Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this! October 20 - Didn’t notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the Upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat shit. I’ve learned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat. October 25 - This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant fucking blow Dryer. And it’s hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and The repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order Parts from fucking Perth ……The wife & the kids are complaining. October 30 - The temperature’s up around 40 and the parts still haven’t
Arrived for the fucking air conditioner. House is an oven so we’ve all been Sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we Can’t even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here? November 4 - Finally got the fucking air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500 And gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes It feel about 35. Stupid repairman. Fucking thief. November 8 - If one more smart bastard says ‘Hot enough for you today?’ I’m Going to fucking throttle him. Fucking heat! By the time I get to work, the Car radiator is boiling over, my fucking clothes are soaking fucking wet and I smell like baked cat. Fucking place is the end of the Earth. November 9 - Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on The black leather upholstery in my car. I thought my fucking arse was on Fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and off My fucking arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked Cat. Fuck. Fuck.. Fuck. November 10 – The Weather report might as well be a fucking recording.. Hot And sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and fucking sunny. It never fucking changes! It’s been too hot to do anything for 2 fucking months and the weatherman Says it might really warm up next week. Fuck! November 15 - Doesn’t it ever rain in this damn fucking place? Water Restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and Blow into the fucking pool. The only things that thrive in this fucking Hell-hole are the fucking flies. You don’t dare open your mouth for fear of Swallowing half a dozen of the little bastards! 
November 20 - Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 fuckin’ degrees today. Now the Air conditioner’s gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said, ’Hot enough for you today?’ I wanted to shove the fucking car up his fucking Arse. Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid prick. Fucking Karratha! What kind of sick, demented fucking idiot would want to live here! December 1 - WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer!!!! You are fucking kidding me! Only in Australia 
I don’t know about you but I almost laughed my head off at that one. Shit, I read it to the wife and even she laughed so it must be bloody funny.
Buying A Condom For The First Time
OK, now what you have all been waiting for, my latest video. It’s all about the trials and tribulations of a young man who has a hot date and needs to buy some condoms, or as we call them over here, frangers. Well, that’s it. If you liked this post don’t forget to share it with your friends by using the social media buttons on the left side of the post. Oh, and just in case you’re in the mood for more jokes and dont’ want to wait to next week, here are a couple of great joke books for you.
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There is something about cursing on blogs that makes the world wide web feel so much more real. Great journal!
-Matt
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Well, in this case Matt I didn’t really have much of a choice
Good one Sire. He has obviously learned something over the years. I have heard a similar version on this side of the ditch. A lot of young men go through this sort of nervousness – but they soon learn, Frangers? Jeez you guys have yourn own language.
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I’m sure you Kiwis do alright in the having your own language department Peter
Hey Sire, it was damn funny indeed,i am still laughing while commenting,thank you for sharing.Waiting for the next Friday Funnies.
Best Regards,
Samuel Joshua
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Glad you liked it Samuel, now all you have to do is give it a tweet.
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LMAO Peter!
I loved the joke about the hot weather and laughed my ass off even more because that’s EXACTLY how it feels where I currently live.
The joke on ‘frangers’ was cool too but I still liked more the hot weather one, it was fun to watch you telling it on camera though! haha
Frangers, yeah definitely an odd word for me but then again, I’m just used to American English as you know, they are my neighbors on the north. lol
Sergio
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I’ve been sharing that joke with family and fiends Sergio and they all love it. It sure is a real gem. I’m not game enough to show them the video though
Hahaha that was really funny, you’ve really made my day wih that. Thanks for the post! I just can’t stop laughing…I just have to ask my husband if he had some funny stories like this one:)
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Wow, Sire my ribs are still aching while I comment. That was one funny post and with all those curses, they gave a charm to it. LOL
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Shucks, there wasn’t that many cuss words
Bold enough to say i like it but scared enough to not tweet it.
But the joke is A joke.These days there aren’t any problem getting a condom in my opinion though still a good one sire.
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Ah come on John, it wasn’t that bad
Funny shit. Keep up the weekly funnies post. It’s a great way to brighten the day. I can relate to the joke about the hot weather. I think I’m allergic to heat, so I really suffer on hot days. No way I would be moving somewhere that is 30+ each day.
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Hi Sire,
Great joke! lol! People sometimes think some place are heaven but in the end its hell for them. I don’t know but people always complain in things. People never knows how to be contented.
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Yep, just like some people think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence only to find out that they were better off where they were. Thanks for dropping in.
Having worked in an industrial bakery with hot ovens and no air conditioning for an entire Western Australian summer, I know exactly how the pom in your story feels. Nightmare! 40 plus degrees outside and 50 plus degrees inside; all while wearing a hair net and getting flour up your nose. Not nice at all..
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That sure does sound like hell Alan. I bet you’re glad you’re not doing that anymore?
Sire,
It’s so good to finally see you and hear you!!!
I actually feel inspired to make some videos myself now – woohoo!
Hey – you’ll be the first to know when I do make them and put them on Youtube. Have a super weekend :)
Blessings,
Eren
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I’ll be waiting with baited breath Eren.
Hahaha………….Fucking air conditioner should paid him the electricity bills
…….Best likes for the video Man!!….. Packet of phusss….phuussss….phuussss…….hahahah!!!!!! 
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Glad you liked the joke, it’s an oldie but a goodie. I actually heard that joke close to 40 years ago.
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Glad you got a kick out of it Keith.
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Did you notice that I didn’t put on a fake accent this time Brian?