I know how you guys have been waiting all week for this weeks Friday’s Funnies, and I believe you’re really going to love this weeks funnies, but before I get into it I just wanted to say something. You see, I’ve been getting all these emails about this particular post from people wanting to know how it was all working out. Well, just in case you’ve been wondering but were too shy to ask I want everybody to know that there will be an update and if you really don’t want to miss out then you really should join my list
OK, now that’s over and done with let’s get to this weeks Friday Funnies shall we? I’ve always found children to be the most innocent and funniest creatures on this planet of hours and most of the time it’s the innocence of their actions that we as adults find to be so funny. The following joke is about a young boy and his love for Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas The Tank Engine
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, ‘All of You B*****ds who want off, get off now, ‘cos we’re in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get on now, ‘cos we’re going down the tracks’.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, ‘We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.’
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, ‘All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.’
She hears the little boy continue, ‘For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’
As the mother began to smile, the child added……….
‘For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.
Kids, man you gotta just love them.
And now for this weeks video. It took me a while to find this one but it was well worth the effort. It’s one of those hidden video gags and it’s hilarious to see the reactions of all those victims.
The World’s Most Funny Video Ever
OK, that’s not me saying that but the person you posted the video on YouTube, and while it may not be the worlds most funniest video ever it sure as hell is funny.
And that’s it for another week. I sure hope you enjoyed this weeks Fridays Funnies and hope it kick starts a great weekend for you.
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