Friday Funnies #16 Anger Management At Its Best & A Gag Video

Yep, it’s taken awhile but Friday is finally here and you know what that means don’t you? No, you silly person, although the weekend is just around the corner, nope, it’s Friday Funnies time.  :clap_tb:

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about anger management and how one particular bloke turned it to his advantage.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.A man answered, saying ‘Hello.’ I politely said, ‘This is Chris.Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?’

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear ‘Get the right f***ing number!’And the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her,I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.

When the same bloke answered the phone, I yelled ‘You’re an arsehole!’
And hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ‘arsehole’ next to it, And put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, ‘You’re an arsehole!’ It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ‘arsehole’ calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, ‘Giday, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?’ He yelled ‘NO!’ And slammed down the phone.I quickly called him back and said, ‘That’s because you’re an arsehole!’And hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.Some bloke in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.I noticed a ‘For Sale ‘ sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first arsehole (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I’d better call the BMW arsehole, too. I said, ‘Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?’ He said, ‘Yes, it is.’ I then asked, ‘Can you tell me where I can see it?’  He said, ‘Yes, I live at 34 Gumtree Blvd. , in Strathfield It’s a yellow outback style house And the car’s parked right out in front.’  I asked, ‘What’s your name?’ He said, ‘My name is Peter Costello.’ I asked, ‘When’s a good time to catch you, Peter?’  He said, ‘I’m home every evening after five.’  I said, ‘Listen, Peter, can I tell you something?’  He said, ‘Yes?’  I said,  ‘Peter, you’re an arsehole!’  Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two arseholes to call. Then I came up with an idea…I called arsehole #1. He said, ‘Hello’ I said, ‘You’re an arsehole!’ (But I didn’t hang up.) He asked, ‘Are you still there?’  I said, ‘Yeah!’  He screamed, ‘Stop calling me’  I said, ‘Make me.’ He asked, ‘Who are you?’  I said, ‘My name is Peter Costello.’ He said, ‘Yeah? Where do you live?’ I said, ‘Arsehole, I live at 34 Gumtree Blvd. , in  Strathfield, a yellow outback style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.’ He said, ‘I’m coming over right now, Peter. And you had better start saying your prayers.’ I said, ‘Yeah, like I’m really scared, arsehole,’ and hung up.

Then I called Arsehole #2. He said,  ‘Hello?’ I said, ‘Hello, arsehole,’ He yelled, ‘If I ever find out who you are…’ I said, ‘You’ll what?’ He exclaimed, ‘I’ll kick your arse’ I answered, ‘Well, arsehole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.’ Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way over to 34 Gumtree Blvd , in Strathfield , to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war going down in Gumtree Blvd in Strathfield ..

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Strathfield . I got there just in time to watch two arseholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better.

You see, anger management really does work.  :laugh_tb:

And now for this weeks video. It’s a fairly long video but you’re going to love it. I especially loved the old guy who’s trying to pick up all these beautiful young shielas  :devil_tb:

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  1. Hey Sire, LOL..That’s incredible way of anger management! Everytime in Friday funny weekend ,you throw something very funny on our face Sire! Well, i have a question. If I get angry on my girlfriend,what should I do for my Anger management? Waiting for your reply! Thanks :)

    1. My tip for you is not to get angry at your girlfriend :smoke_tb:

  2. The video is just hilarious. It’s so funny to see people’s reactions when confronted with awkward situations. One thing is for sure, I wouldn’t like to be in their shoes. The old guy is funny, indeed but his wife is way cooler. :)

    1. Nah, I still like the old guy better :wink_ee:

    1. Yep, having a short fuse definitely isn’t going to help any anger management issue, that’s for sure,

  3. As someone with a big of an anger problem, I can definitely relate to the anger management joke. Nothing like telling off an arsehole and giving him a taste of his own medicine. Good to see you sharing some Canadian comedy too.
    Jeremy recently posted…Late May 2012 Blog UpdateMy Profile

    1. No worries Jeremy, I’m one who likes to share things around a little :wink:

  4. I do believe that laugher is really the best medicine. I do have some anger issues too in the past and it is really frustrating how I deal with thinngs. So I was able to find a better way and that is to do boxing and it works. I watched the clip, it’s very amusing.
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    1. Another good way to deal with it is to step away from the situation so that you can calm down so as to be able to assess matters in a more reasonable way.

  5. I love the anger management story, we have a radio DJ in the UK who used to phone up an angry Scotts pizza delivery guy and pass him over to another rude company who were on hold, resulting in a great conversation between the two parties.

    1. Yeah, our DJ’s do the same thing and it provides for a lot of laughs :thumbup_tb:

  6. This was a great episode Sire. Friday Funnies have become something to look forward to. I now link them to my http://communitybloggersevolve.blog.co.uk group on Blog.co.uk

    Our group members are enjoying them too.

  7. To be honest, I wouldn’t have believed the prank with the spinning grandma. It just looks totally ridiculous. I really loved the rest though.
    Oh, and of course: The post was great, I should try to do that once :P.
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    1. Good to hear Mennos

  8. Hahah! Amazing video :D

    But I often realize that I should have controlled my anger after the whole scene is over! I don’t know why, but I just speak out everything that’s in my mind!
    Raaj Trambadia recently posted…Giveaway – Free Ad for 1 Month!My Profile

    1. Sometimes its better to stop and think before opening your mouth Raaj.

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