Fireman Sex Joke Friday Funnies #275

Today’s Friday Funnies begins with an email I got today entitled Fireman Sex. I’ve written the Fireman Sex joke as close as possible complete with images because I thought the fireman sex images made the joke.

If you’re wondering why I’m using the words ‘fireman sex so often it’s all to do with SEO. The images also have a ‘fireman sex tag and to top it all off I need to include it in th
Fireman sex joke

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

Fireman sex truck

“From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
“The next night he came home from work and yelled

” BELL 1!” The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

naked woman

When he yelled “BELL 2!”, the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ” BELL 3!”, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled “BELL 4!”

“What the hell is BELL 4?” asked the husband?

naked fireman

“ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,” she replied “YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.”
lauging mouse

To all you teetotalers out there did you know that drinking tea is more dangerous than drinking beer? This guy has proof! Here is what he has to say.

I got this other email that was full of saying that are found on signs all over the world. I don’t know how accurate they are but some of them are pretty funny. Here’s a sign that was found inside a Bangkok dry cleaner.

This of course is the perfect lead up to the following really funny video about a couple taking their clothes off in a laundromat.


That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies #272. That’s a hell of a lot of Friday Funnies :wink_ee:

If you’re new to Friday Funnies why not tickle your funny bone with more Friday Funnies. Other than that check out these hilarious sports jokes.

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  1. Lol, I wish you very best for you SEO. and this is quite a great way to say a joke.
    Thank you so much for making us all laugh with your blog posts.

    Looking forward for more in future.
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    1. Twitter:
      Some jokes have enough keywords in them and some don’t. This one didn’t and so I had to make sure I rectified that. :hi_:

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