Apparently, there has been a famous Einstein quote that’s been floating around the net for some years now. I got it in the email today, and I found it quite amusing. Which is why it’s made it into this weeks Friday Funnies.
It all has to do with how the mobile phone is destroying society and has several images to support the fact. First, you’re presented with the photos and then finally you’re given the famous Einstein quote!
Preceding The Famous Einstein Quote
Newlyweds planning their honeymoon.
A day at the beach.
Having dinner with your mates. What ripping conversation!
Out on an intimate date.
Having a conversation with your best mate.
Visiting the museum.
I know that Albert Einstein was one super smart bloke, but I had my doubts as to whether or not he came up with this quote. So, did Albert Einstein come up with the quote, “I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots?” Apparently not as can be attested by this website.
Now, I can’t just leave you without giving you what I believe to be a hilarious joke.
Woman Farts In BMW Dealership
Jenna walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the beautiful leather upholstery, she mistakenly farts out loud.
Feeling very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesman doesn’t pop up right now.
As Jenna turns around, her worst nightmare comes to pass in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool like Johnny Depp and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madame. How may I help you today?”
Feeling very uncomfortable, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, Jenna asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely car?”
The salesman answers, “Madam if you farted just touching it, you are going to absolutely shit yourself when I tell you the price.”
If you’re looking for more laughs you should check out these really funny Little Johnny jokes.